akmal

Dilarang delulu

[akmal @xakmalaspar]

Tips in making plan:
1-Make a plan
2-Execute the plan
3-Expect the plan to go off the rails
4-Throw away the plan

Easy?

[akmal @xakmalaspar]

Someone changed my email. So bye bye my account 💀. PS: hina sia ditukar dgn email outlook, kalau gmail tu bermaruah lagi

[Fatin_Teng @Wanfatinfiqah]

masa berkempen kat kampung + datang kempen ke rumah aku, bukan main bisik suruh "adik, jangan lupa pertahankan institusi raja kita. Undi biru muda atau biru tua je tau"

"Jangan follow puak2 cina tapi kalau cina biru (calon kat area aku) takpa tau"

gila kaw kaw guna alasan raja

[Aerodynamic41 @Aerodynamic41]

@amerhadiazmi MB: "Gazette the sacking!"

SUK: "Ok"

MB: "NOT THAT SACKING!"

[Ken @ruffleseed]

Hmmm..

[Boo Su-Lyn @boosulyn]

PH cytros have called me the vilest names on this platform.

So no sympathy from me.

If they can’t handle the job, they can always quit to protect their mental health.

[akmal @xakmalaspar]

Selamat maju Poster Boy BN

[🇲🇾 PENANAM ANGGUR 🇲🇾 @urjoblessfan]

ALWAYS BUAT DULU FIKIR NANTI

ANNOYING

[ᴊᴏᴇ ʟᴇᴇ @iamjoelee]

Kalau kat US korang tertanya kenapa ada yang undi Trump.

Kalau kat Indonesia korang tertanya kenapa ada yang undi Prabowo.

Jawapan sama.

Orang bodoh ada di mana saja. Bukti.

[Faris Ibrahim @abahlubna]

Pesanan penaja :

Sblm nak derma kat Bossku mintak tolong bayar duit PIBG sekolah anak tu dulu.

Kesian guru kelas dah mcm minta sedekah nak mintak duit PIBG tu..Sekolah pun nak habis penggal dah wehhh

Sekian, harap terasa

[akmal @xakmalaspar]

Sangat valid ya utk cikgu2 crashed out

[Ƒì Ɱօ² @eddypopia]

@bharianmy

[Ladeez Washarum @13Mr_Mayhem]

Divided by the Malaccan Straits

United by corrupt retardation

[akmal @xakmalaspar]

2006 Hal and 2016 Hal

[Kitty00 @kittyatdawn]

literal copy and paste

[Lee Seng Foo🇲🇾李成富 @sengfoo88]

If you earn RM10,000 a month, you have to work for 417 years to save up RM50 million, provided also you don't spend a single cent.

[Azri Abdullah @AzriAbdullah22]

Seronok jadi Najib ni. Lepas pecah amanah, dapat pula tahanan rumah kemudian disyukuri dan disucikan oleh parti paling ‘Islam’ di Malaysia.

Masya-Allah, Tabarakallah.

Apa agaknya amalan DS Najib ni ya? Disyukuri dan dikutipkan derma pula.

Hebat PAS. Islamik sungguh.

[𝒔𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒊𝒂𝒎 @sruliam]

"Takkan hilang melayu di dunia" - OG jiwa hamba

[Krishna @22KK_krish]

It’s always kayangan jaga kayangan. Korang je bodoh sangat masih nak menjilat.

[Raiden @roughlurv]

“Saya design”

[akmal @xakmalaspar]

Design pakai Powerpoint barang kali but hey, this is the most genuine design without GenAi

[Datuk Jahat Hensem @datukhensem]

Design terbaru kad pengenalan warganegara Malaysia, MyKad.

(sumber JPN)

[nabs no 1 labubu hater ♡(˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵)♡ @belacanlover]

imagine