x Alex

welcome to my island, bitch

[RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics]

Surreal how this is a Disney film. Even for the era, in which they were titans of innovation, this artwork is stunningly captivating to the degree that it's hard to believe human hands can craft and control something so beautiful. A crowning achievement to art and culture

[x Alex @xalexx]

@FartBarfunkel7

[x Alex @xalexx]

I must be really out of touch cause I find this Chanty beluga hullabaloo to be unfunny, weak-effort drivel... the bar is embarrassingly low

[x Alex @xalexx]

I'm really glad idgaf about fashion. gives me one shred of relief

[x Alex @xalexx]

@cristanero Idfw the roach pussy

[x Alex @xalexx]

Moisturizer is great for clogging your pores

[x Alex @xalexx]

I have this one aunt with fierce Armenian energy but she's a full on white lady lol

[x Alex @xalexx]

I have to wear special loose fitting pants to the movies if I have any chance of making it through without needing to get up to pee

[geo @shadoweave1]

“Whose pussy is this?” Bank of America’s

[x Alex @xalexx]

the writing has BEEN on the wall but the era of coffee shops is OVER and done with thx to consumer electronic appliances (hello breville bambino!) aesthetic fatigue and economic squeeze. Rest in peace bitch ☕️⚰️🙅🏻‍♂️

[x Alex @xalexx]

oomf posting a d4vd song to their ig note update... he killed a little girl u know? Tf

[x Alex @xalexx]

@charli_xcx true romance is alive and well 🥹🖤🥀

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

I remember listening to Habits by Tove Lo as a child and thinking she was the most mentally ill woman alive

[x Alex @xalexx]

Robby Soave:

[Alex Johnson🇺🇸 @politikazam]

I divorced my wife of 9 years to date this twink.

[x Alex @xalexx]

@shonagons_list @kozovo_ No skips, 10/10

[x Alex @xalexx]

I found this in my son's room tucked behind a dresser while I was vacuuming and I have no idea what it is. Should I be worried?

[Rick seven @rickerdoodle300]

Yo mama’s so fat she needs to take glp-2s

[x Alex @xalexx]

@dentmay Rick Nowels, a god among us, is responsible for this

[x Alex @xalexx]

6 feet doesn't feel like enough we should bury people deeper

[x Alex @xalexx]

Ok Lily Allen you've made your point. now give it a rest