Xalgora

The most offensive man in the Universes. Singer of Redd Rumm

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Nancy Pelosi launches her own brand of yogurt cultured from the microbiomes that exist in her skin folds.

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#TrumpSpeech America needs more old black man with a pimp cane energy.

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All my millennial bitches, I love watching you turn into decrepit old hags. I ain't young anymore either. I <3 watching ur clean young skin turn loose and wrinkly and the light diminish from your eyes. Normalize old lady fetish. Y'all are more sexy to me than ever.

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Fox News legit called Afghanistan "Biden's Vietnam". I know the liberal media did Trump dirty but g damn, just because the guy voted for the war, declared victory in 2012, promised we'd be out by 2014, then oversaw the final withdrawal in 2021--wait they may be on to something...

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George Bush should do one of his cutesy little paintings of the last American convoy leaving Afghanistan.

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I love when my coworkers take part in #TakeYourDogToWorkDay it saves me a trip to the butcher shop.

#DDQ

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Oh yeah, since I haven't tweeted since before COVID, I hope all your relatives died. If they were fat they deserved it anyway.

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Waddup cunts, my new album Fuck Stick is cuming soon. And by new it's from 2010 because I have a deaf guy in my basement who produces via math equations. Prepare your bungholes to be sass-blasted with my irreverent rancidity!

#metal #newmusic #shockrock #fuckyoufriday #xalgora

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All Greta Thunberg had to do was give Trump a nasty look and now the Democrats are opening an impeachment inquiry. Talk about retard strength.

#impeachment

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Atmospheric CO2 levels have reached their highest point in 3 million years. As environmental devastation kills you all, Xalgora will be reaching his highest point in 3 million years with a nice blunt to watch the world burn.

#environment #globalwarming

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Rape van rusted undercarriage from buckets of acidic cum. The street hisses resignedly, fizzingly into micro-potholes from my putrid, burning love.

#ShareAStoryInOneTweet

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Help! I'm the crab that lives in your mother's underwear. This bitch hasn't showered in months. Please throw some DDT down her dress and mercy kill me.

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#MyMentalStateIn5Words anus leaking dead baby fingernails

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Check out my album Zesus, now streaming on Spotify https://t.co/NSbUFSHI8I

#MusicMonday #CreatorsUnite #MondayMorning #HumanRightsDay

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My album Zesus is now steaming--I mean streaming on bandcamp https://t.co/QWuJxOseBG It'll be on Spotify and other streaming services within a week or 2. Listen to it, you stupid fuck! What better do you have to do?!

#FridayFeeling #NewMusicFriday #albumrelease #shockrock #metal

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@The_Vertebrate Don't worry, stoner metal hates you back.

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World-shattering announcement coming tomorrow. It's going to make Stan Lee's death look like somebody who actually mattered. Wait, maybe that's the other way around...

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I miss the 90's and tantalyzing toddlers with the #ThursdayThoughts of ice cream then gouging out their eyeballs with the scooper to replace the trackball in my mouse so I could download naked images of amputees one row of pixels at a time. #tbt #TBThursday

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When either Bert or Ernie wakes up one day to find the other dead, will they cannibalize the body or engage in ritualistic acts of depraved necrophiliac Satanosexualism?

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When you're diging up a corpse for a late night tryst and the fumes start to overwhelm, sometimes ya just gotta put cotton in your nostrils and breathe through your mouth. #MondayMotivation