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🇪🇨 born, queens raised

(he/him)

*tweets are joooookes, leave me alone pls*

[Grace Ryan @nycgraceryan]

Sorry but this is so much better than two extra parking spots

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Wemby can’t summon the hate required to win when he’s playing against a walkable city

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
MY KNICKS IN FOUR

[x @xalopez]

damn, rip giles :(

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Anthony Head, best known for his roles in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Ted Lasso,” has died at 72

https://t.co/m8Wrtdmz7U

[Cindy Begel @CindyBegel]

#newbies NBC has opened submissions on its TV writing program. No application fee. You need 2 original pilots of the same basic type, a resume, & 2 personal essays of 400 words apiece. They accept submissions until June 21. Check out NBCU's many programs!
https://t.co/bf7O96ybjr

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

The New York Knicks play in the nba finals tonight. It’s a high of 90 degrees. It’s Friday.

[Lyss @lyssssnicole]

Not now sweetie Hunter Biden is shitposting

[Maties! @maties_tp]

💔

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

checking in with the goat

[x @xalopez]

pfas? only if it's a public restroom and it smells bad. i heard you shouldn't put pressure on your pelvic floor like that

[Knicks Memes @KnicksMemes]

The Knicks are 9-0 in the playoffs since Karl-Anthony Towns appeared alongside Anne Hathaway in The Devil Wears Prada 2

[Air @ayoair]

NEW YORK FUCKING CITY!!!!!!!!! MAMDANI!!!!! BAGELS!!!!! BACON EGG N CHEESE!!!! BROOKLYN!!!!! THE BRONX!!!!! HARLEM!!!!!!! QUEENS!!!!!! BIGGIE!!!! TIMBS!!!! HALAL CART. BODEGA CATS. JAYWALKING. PIZZA!!!!! FUCK ERIC ADAMS!!!! WE ARE THE GREATEST CITY IN AMERICA!!!!!!

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

turning on my hate for wemby these next two weeks

[𝑀. @masokissssed]

If you’re not in nyc today I feel bad for you

[New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx]

Go outside.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

one of the best things about nyc is that there's rarely a good reason to wait on line because someplace just as good, if not better, is 200 feet away

[PatchFox @PatchF0x]

My mayor is Muslim
My bagels are Jewish
My Christian is Dior
AND IT'S KNICKS IN FUCKING FOUR

[Rainesford Stauffer @Rainesford]

For The Guardian, I reported on how economic instability, skyrocketing costs of basic needs, and the job market are making it harder for young people to enter adulthood: "It’s never enough." https://t.co/ZMTyElwZQo

[Variety @Variety]

"Stop That Train" director Adam Shankman shuts down claims that AI was used on the RuPaul movie.

"Every shot was made by human hands! It’s come to my attention that there is some on-line speculation that Stop! That! Train! Is full of fully generative AI shots and I’m here to tell you this is patently not true. There are a sum total of ZERO shots conceived by AI in the movie. We employed hundreds of VFX artists who all killed themselves getting this out for release and not one job was taken out of human hands. The movie is a fully human made piece of joy and laughter. Take it in and enjoy it yall! We need the laughter!"

https://t.co/GxHI2Y2RDD