Xander “The Great” White

[Xander “The Great” White @xander_white17]

@pickleballing69 Thoughts on Acuña

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Brats n beer in grocery store line got the single moms behind me getting excited.

[Xander “The Great” White @xander_white17]

Woke up stiff. Today’s gonna be a good one.

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Friday mood

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Elon in 20 years?

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Sometimes I fuck with a condom on randomly to just remember what’s it’s like to be a bitch. Sftbnwh

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If I can be happy. You can be happy. Cheer the fuck up you grinch.

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Nothing better

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The solution to all my problems

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How the fuck has no one asked how magic Johnson cured AIDS

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Morning routine:
Wake up
Hit pen
Back to bed

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Never again will I be cooking bacon on a Tuesday night blacked out listening to everlong

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All this talk about release the Kiffin files got me beggin for y’all to release the Issac Smith files.

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@brett_whitfiel Get her number

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@OrangeDollar13 @SteveCumfull Lemme get dat

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Heard there was a wedding going on during the open bar party tonight. The fuck is that about.

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Why the fuck is our best player Isaac smith in Oxford getting faded off his ass while in a boot?
Fuck the squad

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Ur not that guy pal. Now get me my coors pussy. #wazzu

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Just failed an exam
Gonna go beat my meat then eat moes nachos without washing my hands.
#5thyear

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@KamalaHarris Ass or tits?