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Too old to rock and roll, too young to die.

[UkeHunt @UkeHunt]

Frederick Kamaka Sr., legendary Hawaii ukulele maker, dies at 98 https://t.co/P8Yv97tlOi

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@JimMWeber Best helmet in the Big10? That's easy:

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@JimMWeber That Delaware helmet at top left always looks good.

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@KevinOnCFB Weird. Then what’s the term for an offense that attempts a 2-point conversion in the first quarter?

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I don’t know why everyone is so astonished by
@frandrescher. Her Aunt Tessie was the Orblouse, after all. #S2E13

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@RobSchneider knows how to use the 3 seashells.

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If anyone needs me, I'll be at that little coffee shop owned by Terry Bradshaw’s ex-wife.

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@FairfaxCountyPD @VaDOTNOVA Can @FairfaxCountyPD just text me when this is all over so I'll know when I can finally get some @kfc.

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@PhilipPeake @ilove_aviation I’ve lived by the credo that if you're kind and understanding to the rebooking agent, good things will happen—but WOW.

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I watched that Lincoln movie for 45 minutes before I realized it was the one without vampires.

[West Potomac HS (we/they/them) @theWPboard]

Some great performers at tonight’s @WestPo_Chorus and @WestPoGuitar Coffee House! #WolverinePride

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I didn’t know the Red Hot @ChiliPeppers are from California. They should mention that in more their songs!

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@bmitchandfinlay “Local” team with the best chance of reaching the NCAA championship game: Penn State. (If you’re counting Virginia Tech, you have to count PSU: They're SIXTY miles closer.)

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JPFinlayNBCS “Local” team with the best chance of reaching the NCAA championship game: Penn State. (If you’re counting Virginia Tech, you have to count PSU: They're SIXTY miles closer.)

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I see what you did there, @SNFonNBC. #longlineofcars @CAKEMUSIC

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Whenever I see ducks, they’re almost always already in a row. #justsayin

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@iamjohnoliver @iamjohnoliver Where do we vote for an entire episode of LWTWJO dedicated to @patcollins4?

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What aspect of the vocation of professional pinball player would require one to wear ginomous lumberjack boots?

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Bachelor logic: Why do I need to use a microwavable plate when there’s a microwavable plate already built into the microwave?

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I haven’t been paying attention. Does this mean the broad from “Deal or No Deal” gets to be queen now?