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[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

"you can't go to a man's house without him expecting sex"

No problem. Don't go to a man's house

This mentality of "this goat should be ashamed of trying to eat the yam I put next to it" is becoming tiring

Same women who will start giving you attitude because they left your house and you didn't touch them

"It's my fault for visiting him nah. Shey I should have just seen movies at home"

Acting like only men want sex is highschool mentality. You own 2 dildos, a vibrator and a rose

If you don't want to knack a guy, don't get into situations that look like you want to knack him, then try to shame him for assuming you want to knack him. Are you mad?

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

APC is campaigning for 2027 elections with 1KG semovita.

You won't believe what state this is -

Exactly, Oyo state.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“Our goal is to take power into our own hands. In time, Abia will be disconnected from the national grid and enjoy 24-hour electricity supply” — Governor Alex Otti

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

I've seen people forgive wickedness because the person is rich.

I've seen people condemn mistakes because the person is poor.

Money edits morality.

[Emmanuel @Emmanuel_extra]

I think the fact that most Nigerian politicians hate Peter Obi is enough reason for us to vote for him in 2027.

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

He just dey steal dey go😂

[𝙎𝙖𝙢 💔🦅🇦🇷🇪🇸 @StfuSmog]

Date a single mothers at your own risk. 😂
Them go make sure say dem pour all their responsibilities for ur head. Lmao

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie dey, you no recreate

Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala dey, you no recreate

Folorunsho Alakija dey, you no recreate

Na the one wey open body down your brain carry to recreate 🤣

All of us know watin we dey do sha

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

You would look at me and tell me not to give my daughter a shower because you're who na? You're already implying untoward behaviour.

It is that day we will cure your madness.

[Ọmọ Akin @GuyMr10]

See my people bro, ₦2k Semovita 💔

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

this woman is worse than tinubu.

[lobistars🇵🇹 @john322226]

Na only mumu Dey forgive cheating woman.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

“tinubu for another term”
but you dey Canada. if na tinubu dey rule them for Canada, you for go there??

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Shock as ‘Repentant’ Bandits K+ll Eight Soldiers in Kaduna Amb¥sh

Eight Nigerian soldiers were k+lled on Monday after suspected “repentant” bandits amb¥shed troops in Kaduna State, raising fresh concerns over the government’s rehabilitation programme for former criminals.

A relative of one of the slain soldiers confirmed the incident, while other sources corroborated the development. According to the source, families of the victims are still mourning and have yet to receive official notification from military authorities.

“Yes, I can confirm the k+lling of eight soldiers, including my brother, by the so-called ‘repentant’ bandits in Kaduna State,” the source said.

He explained that the bandits were reportedly heading to att@ck communities along the Kaduna River between Chikun and Igabi Local Government Areas when they encountered troops.

“The troops came into contact with the bandits and lost one officer and seven other soldiers during the encounter,” he added.

The source further revealed that about a week earlier, the same group allegedly att@cked soldiers at another location in Kaduna, k+lling one soldier and seriously inj¥ring a military commander who is currently receiving treatment.

The latest att@ck has renewed debate over Kaduna’s non-kinetic approach to insecurity, which promotes dialogue, reconciliation and rehabilitation for bandits who surrender.

[Daddy Lewa @TheHN1C]

Your wife won’t let you sniff cocaine line off her ass crack.
Won’t agree to an orgy with the boys.
Won’t let you piss in her mouth.
And that’s just the beginning 😂🤷🏿‍♂️

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If the average and mandatory retirement age for most private workers and civil servants is 60, why should a person above 60 years old be allowed to lead a country?

Isn't the job of a president the most tedious job on earth?

End.

[Nathan || Outfluencer🥶 @TheNathanWay]

Na this babe make me sabi say girls wey dey cry na dem dey lie pass

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

Bandits never release the kids wey dem kidnap and president Bola Ahmed Tinubu still Dey campaign for election😭🤦🏻‍♂️💔

[Peniel. @PenielThoy]

🙋🏾‍♂️: excuse me beautiful young lady in the middle, can i talk to you for a minute?

👩🏾👱🏼‍♀️👺

👺: we’re in a hurry

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

E reach time for men to activate divorce glow, women wan set rules and regulations

Na lie😂😂