AleX

Expect Eldritch horrors and pizza...unless I've already had my coffee, in which case forget the pizza.

[The CryptoNaturalist (Jarod K. Anderson) @CryptoNature]

Bats can hear shapes. Plants can eat light. Bees can dance maps. We can hold all these ideas at once and feel both heavy and weightless with the absurd beauty of it all.

[Jenna Guillaume @JennaGuillaume]

It got better

[The CryptoNaturalist (Jarod K. Anderson) @CryptoNature]

You are using 100% of your brain.
Not the you reading this.
The unthinking you.
Consciousness isn’t the driving force of life.
It’s a feature. Like fur or fangs.
Be happy you don’t consciously control every inch of your intestines or your heart valves.
Life doesn’t need thought.

[AleX @xanderg56]

@scalzi I kinda want to watch @MattStonie eat this. I dont think it'll be difficult for him, but I still want to see it.

[AleX @xanderg56]

@pzlr Anglers will get this one

-hook

[AleX @xanderg56]

@PNMtalk We've been without power for nearly 24 hours. The food in my fridge is going bad and my house is currently quarantined. Is PNM going to have new groceries delivered to me after the power comes back on? (Sarcasm/frustration) at this point I'm done hoping you'll fix it anytime soon

[AleX @xanderg56]

@rendrevisite @UltharG @PlanetofFinks Do not, I repeat, do not approach the veiled apparitions.

[AleX @xanderg56]

@pzlr @pilcrowbar Coffee

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

I read it and found myself agreeing with the me who wrote it.

[Samuel J. May @sjmay92]

@JohnCleese Nobody could squeal Spam in a high pitched voice like Terry

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Just heard about Terry J

It feels strange that a man of so many talents and such endless enthusiasm, should have faded so gently away...

Of his many achievements, for me the greatest gift he gave us all was his direction of 'Life of Brian'. Perfection

Two down, four to go

[AleX @xanderg56]

@scribblesassin That's just a regular van. Van Halen is the last name of Ichabod Crane's love interest in the Legend of Sleepy Hollow.

[AleX @xanderg56]

I feel personally attacked here

[AleX @xanderg56]

@neilhimself Duly noted. I will refrain from sending you fanfic in the future. 👍

[AleX @xanderg56]

@neilhimself I found this somewhere along my internet travels. I'm not sure if you've seen it before but I definitely smiled when I read it.

[AleX @xanderg56]

@ThatEricAlper Yeah, she killed a 16yo girl because she decided to drink and drive. She can rot in hell for all I care. Just because she's a recording artist doesn't make her any more important than anyone else. Fuck her!

[AleX @xanderg56]

@AjRod79 @JohnathanBank17 @Chris_Colston_ @KylieRH Do you know her dad, or are you just quoting an article you read? I'm pretty sure he's at least an EMT, if not a Paramedic. It's all semantics anyway. The bottom line is that he's a first responder who responded to a scene where a drunk driver had killed his daughter.

[AleX @xanderg56]

@Chatasdaughter @thegoodgodabove @marquisatwork Had a temper. It's a work in progress. At least it's no longer the Old Testament 'roid rage. Now it wavers between natural disasters and total apathy.