Xander 🇺🇲

Random acts of kindness is the way.
A positive thought is more powerful than a negative thought.
Don't be mentally or physically still.
Endorphins are the key.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The Turin shroud, brought to life by AI

[Straight Florida @StraightFlorida]

Attention all northern transplants, snow-karens, and recent tax refugees: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ⚠️

It is shaping up to be the single most catastrophic atmospheric event in Florida history. As you can clearly see from the attached graphic, these two mild tropical depressions have spliced DNA, cloned themselves, and broken off into dozens of rogue, hyper-localized Category 5 hurricanes targeting your exact HOA.

There is only one logical option left: RUN!!!🏃

Immediately pack up your belongings. Grab your daughter Russell, wrangle the shaved emotional-support poodle, and stuff your zero-emissions Lesbaru Outback to the brim with artisanal bottled water. A single sandbag and a three-year stockpile of Costco toilet paper will not protect you from a swarm of micro-cyclones.

Now, you might be asking: "Why aren't the locals panicking?"

Oh, we are terrified. But as Floridians, our self-sacrificing hospitality always comes first. Our primary mission right now isn't our own survival—it is safely evacuating every single one of you back above the Mason-Dixon line. We are a noble, selfless people. We will personally line Interstate 75 to escort your Subarus to safety, hand you a parting Pub Sub, and safely guide you back to New Jersey before we even *think* about securing our own patio furniture.

Please, leave now so we can suffer in peace. Go north, hit the gas, and don't look back! 🌀☠️🌴

[Xander 🇺🇲 @Xanderismydog]

Ruskin Fl, at 11:38pm 5/27/26

[Xander 🇺🇲 @Xanderismydog]

@GlobalCHEMTRAIL Took pictures of chemtrails tonight at 11:38 pm in Ruskin Fl on 5/27/26. Guess that are doing it at night now...

[Cindy Hughes ⨀ 💜 @cindyhughes68]

There you go folks .. here's your solar flash ,your 3 days darkness, your black sun. Its called WWG1WGA

[Xander 🇺🇲 @Xanderismydog]

@TONYxTWO You mean retarded rabbit?

[Xander 🇺🇲 @Xanderismydog]

@TONYxTWO No one wants to see retarded rabbit.

[Xander 🇺🇲 @Xanderismydog]

@hrkbenowen I dont watch NFL anymore and I didnt know about the TPUSA show

[Xander 🇺🇲 @Xanderismydog]

@GuntherEagleman Even though I dont watch football, I'll be sure next year to watch TPUSA next year just to give them 1 more viewer.

[Xander 🇺🇲 @Xanderismydog]

@BehizyTweets PR is a corrupt shit hole country that abuses their cats, dogs, and horses. I'll never visit again.

[Xander 🇺🇲 @Xanderismydog]

@GuntherEagleman I like the commercial but I still dont drink it. Fuck them

[Xander 🇺🇲 @Xanderismydog]

@catturd2 I stopped watching the NFL when they stared kneeling. puerto rico is a shit hole country. It's dirty, there's trash everywhere. they have an animal abuse problem that is rampant cats, dogs, and horses are mistreated daily! Disgusting country!I'll never visit again.

[Xander 🇺🇲 @Xanderismydog]

@AlphonsusOlieh Turn signal 😅. Who will the world listen to? Not the people we already know have been telling lies to us for decades. I'm not going left or right on the subject, but I can't make a determination until I see with my own eyes and decide for myself.

[Xander 🇺🇲 @Xanderismydog]

@grok @Obi1konobi13 @YouTube Is it enough out gassing to move 33 tons? There was a lot of gravity from the sun. Curiosity is killing the cat.

[Xander 🇺🇲 @Xanderismydog]

@theblaze Ok Karen, you wanna see the manager now?

[Xander 🇺🇲 @Xanderismydog]

@ScottPresler I will forever vote conservative because of people like this.

[Xander 🇺🇲 @Xanderismydog]

@LETMining2021 You guys should do away with your VIP clause in your 10,000 contract.

[Xander 🇺🇲 @Xanderismydog]

@elonmusk To bad management beats the fuck out of you so you don't even like your job any more.