Xander ✝️ 🇵🇸

No budget filmmaker and full time scoundrel. FEEL GOOD HOTLINE AVAILABLE NOW ON FAWESOME

[Xander ✝️ 🇵🇸 @xandernander]

BIG announcement! My latest film "Feel Good Hotline" is finally available for streaming! Currently on Fawesome! Hopefully, I'll get it onto some more streaming services soon but as of right now I'm just glad to have this thing released into the world somehow haha.

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

Caleb Hammer is sort of a throwback, in the same vein as characters like Dr. Phil. And like Dr. Phil, he invites his audience to gawk at these people who've been specially selected to stir up self-righteous anger and inspire torrents of abuse. It's despicable.

[ilikefreakyfilms @freakyfilms0]

Daisies (1966)

[Xander ✝️ 🇵🇸 @xandernander]

Getting married at the ripe age of 20 was probably the best decision I made. Pretty cool 😎

[Elle 🍓 @digital_drugzx]

Today makes half a decade I’ve been married and I think that’s pretty cool 🖤

[Scout @ScoutyLynch]

Big thanks to @dmitriykogan for taking on not one, but three of my stories

[Xander ✝️ 🇵🇸 @xandernander]

They don't make youtube videos like this anymore
https://t.co/yyF789vEGP

[Glassy @glassass_]

I hope the rise of AI has been enough to show you that even SMALL business owners are still oppurtinistic capitalists with no morals who believe all their employees and customers are brainless cattle.

[Xander ✝️ 🇵🇸 @xandernander]

So true

[Patriot🇺🇲✝️ @Patriot5hx]

@HealthTips62433 Rock can beat her even she turned into a gaint girl after all it is a movie at the end hero wins 🤣

[Arsha🐴🎧⚧️ @theymergirl]

https://t.co/yatqZFjkLj

[Xander ✝️ 🇵🇸 @xandernander]

Dr pepper is like the Evangelion of soda

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

At this point "Abolish ICE" is setting the bar way too low, "Punish ICE" establishes a much better baseline going forward

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.

[Xander ✝️ 🇵🇸 @xandernander]

This script is on draft 3 now. Meeting with my "producers" again next week 🤞

[Xander ✝️ 🇵🇸 @xandernander]

70 pages into the next script. Can't reveal any info yet, but here's some cryptic images to give you an idea

[Xander ✝️ 🇵🇸 @xandernander]

Cringe larper

[Xander ✝️ 🇵🇸 @xandernander]

Vile

[Sen. Susan Collins @SenatorCollins]

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Markwayne Mullin has informed me that the Boston office of the DHS Inspector General has taken over the investigation of the Biddeford shooting in cooperation with the FBI.

[Xander ✝️ 🇵🇸 @xandernander]

Absolutely horrific.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The victim of the deadly ICE shooting in Maine has been identified as 26-year-old Joan Sebastian Guerrero, the father of a 3-year-old girl.

Guerrero was authorized to work in the United States, had been issued a Social Security Number, and was not the intended target of ICE operations.

[Xander ✝️ 🇵🇸 @xandernander]

@yui_antinomy Gorgeous

[Xander ✝️ 🇵🇸 @xandernander]

Nmmmlongisland

[Lei Gong @gonglei89]

30 years of cultural self infantilization gets you this aesthetic gap.

[Xander ✝️ 🇵🇸 @xandernander]

Platner needs to drop out yesterday. What an embarrassment for my state.