Alexander Rosenberg

Artist / Educator / Writer / Glassmaker He / Him

[Alexander Rosenberg @xanderrosenberg]

@GreatestTrek Oh, that Chris Brynner.

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Always trying to be fast and gentle…

[Alexander Rosenberg @xanderrosenberg]

Here’s an idea for a new restaurant where the whole menu is prepared and out on the tables and staff are eating everything and guests have to take the food they want out of their hands and off their plates as they eat. It’s for people who just want a little bite of everything.

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Technically, an egg is a bird box. This movie could just be about eggs

[Netflix @netflix]

From the producers of Bird Box, comes a new fight for survival.

Mario Casas, Georgina Campbell, Diego Calva, and Leonardo Sbaraglia star in Bird Box Barcelona, premiering July 14.

[Alexander Rosenberg @xanderrosenberg]

It must be cool to move to Maine and then you can just have being from Maine become your whole deal.

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My brother went to psychotherapy and afterwards his beard turned white. Just like the kid in that Crash Test Dummies song.

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Saving my last bottle of Sriracha for a special occasion

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I saw a snake wearing a helmet and It looked totally normal

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Someone is dedicating a ton of resources to printing and distributing weird anti-@HelenGymPHL print media and putting in in my mailbox daily but
(A) it just makes me want to vote for her more
(B) I already did vote for her

[Alexander Rosenberg @xanderrosenberg]

We should update the saying about death and taxes to include emails. And maybe jerks. Emails from jerks?

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I’ve been working on this challenging new bottle design for a commission. It’s 21” tall by 12” in diameter at the widest point. What do you think?

[alina pleskova @nahhhlina]

people illegally filled a dumpster with hydrant water & made a pool, major bug museum heist (BUGlary if you will), drum line elmo came thru no matter what, a Man ate his 40th rotisserie chicken in a row on something called walmart pier....... idk what else you want from us

[Alexander Rosenberg @xanderrosenberg]

@GreatestTrek are you aware of this song? At around 2:40 there’s a “tinMAN” with familiar inflection.

https://t.co/lcYJCbc1B5

[Alexander Rosenberg @xanderrosenberg]

I heard they were remaking Roadhouse, so I watched the original and how could anyone possibly improve on that completely batshit gem of a film? It’s… perfect. Every detail. Just wow.

[Alexander Rosenberg @xanderrosenberg]

Went to a yoga class called “Grace and Grit,” and the teacher started talking about God and “the Bible” at the beginning of class and then halfway through, very Jesus-y Christian music starts playing and is it weird that I don’t like this? Does this seem normal to you?

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I made this bowl last week. What do you think?

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Yes please!

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Looks like I’m buying a NEW CD wallet. I thought you could only get them from the FYE stores. Maybe one of those shitty plastic cd towers too?

[Alexander Rosenberg @xanderrosenberg]

My new (ish) 2019 truck has a CD player. I’m learning that lots of other newer cars have them too. Any ideas why this is? I found a bunch of old CDs and I’m gonna listen to them while I drive. Is the big zippered CD wallet still the move? I feel like it’s 1995.

[Alexander Rosenberg @xanderrosenberg]

@Stantron5000 Noooooo!

[Alexander Rosenberg @xanderrosenberg]

@GreatestTrek do we have any ideas about what toppings go on Bajoran pizza?