Alexandra Wall

Just trying to run a business, take over the world & get some abs •
Founder of Digital Pattern Library ✂️

[Alexandra Wall @xandrajane_]

@WalesOnline Could you please remove this tweet? My partner is the farmer and did not consent to this being published, the sensitive and inaccurate content of the article or poorly worded title. Thanks.

[Alexandra Wall @xandrajane_]

My neighbour's just called round to tell me everytime I leave the house, Tia howls the place down. He's offered to have her whenever I'm out 😭😭😭

[Alexandra Wall @xandrajane_]

Really lost my fitness since whiplash on the back of Zen 🐎 this is going to be an uphill struggle to claw back, a 3km jog just killed me. 😅

[I-AM-JUX @jsbjux]

Eddie Hall out here with the Marge Simpson stance #ThorVsEddie

[Alexandra Wall @xandrajane_]

@7FigSaykho Communication

[Alexandra Wall @xandrajane_]

@emmagannon Don't have any tech in the bedroom, tv, phones, screens etc. And leave your phone in another room of the house so you have to get up to turn the alarm off. Dating a farmer helps. As does training your dog to come upstairs at 5am to nudge you for their breakfast 😂

[Alexandra Wall @xandrajane_]

Premiere Pro AUTOMATICALLY transcribes your videos?! Why didn't I know this sooner 😭😭😭 like... 78 videos ago?

[Alexandra Wall @xandrajane_]

@MrsStDunny Yes El told me the pumpkin rule 😂 I shall avoid any holiday cheer. 🎃

[Alexandra Wall @xandrajane_]

Now that I live near other houses, do I 😬have😬 to buy sweets for kids this Halloween?
I mean do I even need to answer the door?
Not my vibe.

You'll find me and Tía hiding with the lights off at this rate.

[Alexandra Wall @xandrajane_]

@TomHarrison1320 This is the genius evil mastermind I know and love.

[Alexandra Wall @xandrajane_]

@MrsStDunny Debatable

[Alexandra Wall @xandrajane_]

Ben said he doesn't find my £800 sofa that comfy and now I'm triggered 😂😭💸

[Alexandra Wall @xandrajane_]

@MrsStDunny I find it comfy 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Alexandra Wall @xandrajane_]

Just went to go to my bedroom to watch Netflix before I realised I HAVE MY OWN LOUNGE AND I'M NO LONGER CONFINED TO ONE ROOM. Bugger it, I'm off to cartwheel around the house in celebration because I own this place, there's no rules, and I can. #newhome

[Alexandra Wall @xandrajane_]

I mean he owns 2 tshirts for goodness sake.

[Alexandra Wall @xandrajane_]

Also Ben said I was too old to wear Nike Air Max's earlier and I'm still trying to process where he got this confidence from to have an opinion on fashion. Have I created a sassy monster?

[Alexandra Wall @xandrajane_]

It's freaking puppy time again 😍 I need to get as many cuddles as I can before Ben bans me (again) for corrupting a working dog.

[Alexandra Wall @xandrajane_]

@MrsStDunny Documentary on Netflix x

[Alexandra Wall @xandrajane_]

I've not felt rage like it. My stomach is in knots #rollredroll

[Alexandra Wall @xandrajane_]

I'm having a good Discovery Weekly week. 🎧