xano

Bloqueado porque a minha mãe não me criou mais cedo

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Saturday

Grabbed my laptop to check if the Amazon package I ordered shipped

Saw my analyst's green dot on Teams

Typed "plz fix" and nothing else

He responded in six seconds

"On it but which file?"

Read it

Didn't respond

Sent him a calendar invite for Monday at 7am

Subject line: "Updated Materials Walkthrough"

No agenda
No description
No materials
Nothing I'm aware of that needs to be fixed

He accepted in four seconds

Then he sent a follow-up: "Hey just saw this. Anything I should prep over the weekend?"

Didn't respond

Closed my laptop

My wife watched the whole thing from across the kitchen table

She asked what he did wrong

I said nothing

She stared at me for a long time

She asked why I do this

I said it builds character

She said "his or yours"

I didn't answer that one either

He will now spend his entire weekend rebuilding a model and deck that didn't need rebuilding

He will flag three errors I wasn't even aware of

I will cancel the meeting Sunday night at 11pm with no explanation

The deck will be better than the original

Fear is a leadership tool if you use it correctly

Sent from my iPhone

[Christoffer Bjelke @chribjel]

like an addict

[Shaniqua Posting Delusions @DeIudedShaniqwa]

How life feels since X replaced indian slop with racist japanese content

[Chapo🗣️ @FugaziReturn]

Number 1 in South Korea?😂😂😂

I am dead

[WPL @WomenPostingLs]

Every single Japanese post on the timeline has been an absolute gem and then the first Nigerian post I see all weekend is the most disgusting coal possible.

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Kanye West when everyone thought he was washed

[isaiah @tlop444]

kanye is officially back

[Dodo @DodoFits]

When I Realised My Goat Still Got It

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

no honey or nun, just a bunch of niggas bullshitting

[SweetDee @RealUnsweetDee]

Ummm…pretty sure you can tho…

[𝙲𝚘𝚠 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛 @CowGirlKisser]

European elections be like:
The No Immigrants party got 49% of the vote narrowly losing to a coalition of Greens, Communists, Socialists, Democrats,and Center Right Party.

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen...

okaycanyouseeit?

[Gonçalo Levy Cordeiro @glevycordeiro]

Isto é o que dá acreditar nas parvoíces da Greta Thunberg. A Alemanha fechou a sua última central em 2023. Passados 3 anos, temos a UE a dar subsídios para energia nuclear. Gestão absolutamente danosa.

[Rex @RexCity01]

In honour of International Women's Day, Here are the Top 5 Richest women in the World and their source of Income💪💪
Hardworking women🔥

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

GenZ daily routine:

- Wake up
- Stare at 6.7 inch screen
- Work on a 16 inch screen
- Relax with a 55 inch screen
- Stare at 6.7 inch screen
- Sleep

Repeat

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

I will never complain about my first day on the job again

[Gonçalo Levy Cordeiro @glevycordeiro]

O Público chama religioso discreto a um ditador que dava sessões de lavagem cerebral na TV durante mais de 2 horas! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[FortIS 🇪🇺 @FortIS_55]

War with Iran? Can't right now, it's the weekend. I'll get back to you on Monday.