Saturday
Grabbed my laptop to check if the Amazon package I ordered shipped
Saw my analyst's green dot on Teams
Typed "plz fix" and nothing else
He responded in six seconds
"On it but which file?"
Read it
Didn't respond
Sent him a calendar invite for Monday at 7am
Subject line: "Updated Materials Walkthrough"
No agenda
No description
No materials
Nothing I'm aware of that needs to be fixed
He accepted in four seconds
Then he sent a follow-up: "Hey just saw this. Anything I should prep over the weekend?"
Didn't respond
Closed my laptop
My wife watched the whole thing from across the kitchen table
She asked what he did wrong
I said nothing
She stared at me for a long time
She asked why I do this
I said it builds character
She said "his or yours"
I didn't answer that one either
He will now spend his entire weekend rebuilding a model and deck that didn't need rebuilding
He will flag three errors I wasn't even aware of
I will cancel the meeting Sunday night at 11pm with no explanation
The deck will be better than the original
Fear is a leadership tool if you use it correctly
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Every single Japanese post on the timeline has been an absolute gem and then the first Nigerian post I see all weekend is the most disgusting coal possible.
European elections be like:
The No Immigrants party got 49% of the vote narrowly losing to a coalition of Greens, Communists, Socialists, Democrats,and Center Right Party.
Isto é o que dá acreditar nas parvoíces da Greta Thunberg. A Alemanha fechou a sua última central em 2023. Passados 3 anos, temos a UE a dar subsídios para energia nuclear. Gestão absolutamente danosa.
GenZ daily routine:
- Wake up
- Stare at 6.7 inch screen
- Work on a 16 inch screen
- Relax with a 55 inch screen
- Stare at 6.7 inch screen
- Sleep
Repeat