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[Xandro @xandro913]

I honestly hate myself. I ruin everything.

[Xandro @xandro913]

Why is MI considered a midwest state? Why aren't we considered middle east or mideast? My brain... #RandomXandroThoughts

[Xandro @xandro913]

Broccoli burps are the worst.

[Xandro @xandro913]

Well, it's officially that time of year again where I question why I still live in this god-forsaken state.

[Xandro @xandro913]

Is my life due for an upgrade any time soon?

[Caleb King @king_caleb]

I'm still on the hunt for those "Lazy, entitled, Millenials" that "need to grow up and get jobs."

[Xandro @xandro913]

I'm disgusted. I'm embarrassed. I feel sick.

[Xandro @xandro913]

I live in Trumpville, USA...there are Trump signs on literally every corner 🙃🙃

[Xandro @xandro913]

My response to "you're to young to understand" = you're too old to vote 😒

[Xandro @xandro913]

When you get a 23 hour layover in Las Vegas....on Halloween 😈

[Xandro @xandro913]

I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore and I feel super lonely. Greeeeeeat 🙃

[Xandro @xandro913]

Had a near death experience with a wasp, aka it landed on me and I freaked out.

[Xandro @xandro913]

@DJ_CandyKorn but if you quit, how are you obligated to finish the shifts?? Did you sign any sort of legal docs saying you have to?

[Xandro @xandro913]

Also, my car still smells like pizza 😍

[Xandro @xandro913]

Just now realizing I ate a whole pizza last night...by myself...in one sitting...

[Xandro @xandro913]

I ❤️ NYC

[CC @christinecs_]

Some days I feel like I have my life completely together and other days I question every decision I've ever made

[Xandro @xandro913]

I. NEED THIS. IN. MY LIFE. https://t.co/K95hkwQ9as