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nursing student & doom scrolling veteran

[GODZILLA.OFFICIAL @Godzilla_Toho]

Another year conquered and still roaring strong. Onward to 2026 🎉

[Simon @Simon_Hypixel]

We did it. Hytale is saved. We have acquired Hytale from Riot Games.

[Joe Vargas @AngryJoeShow]

FUCK ICE! and FUCK Donald Trump!
Get the FUCK outta here with using HALO for your shitty dehumanizing police state Propaganda! No one thinks your shit is cool besides low IQ hur hur MAGA cult members on X. Half of which are bots. Yall gonna find out soon in the next Election! 🇺🇸

[the_ultimate_bruh @UltimateBruhing]

Reading 1984 and coming with the conclusion that it’s against your ideology is such a massive red flag

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world

[zonk @CastinZonk]

Asking for a cigarette then adding it to my own pack

[El Psy Congroo💜 @tin0burner_]

When the “analysis” is just a glorified summary

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

Does Panera bread still sells the lemonade that kills you

[lynk @lynk0x]

bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Like and RT to win a poster signed by the cast & crew of 'THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME', including:

· Wes Anderson
· Benicio del Toro
· Michael Cera
· Mia Threapleton
· Bryan Cranston
· Scarlett Johansson

'THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME' is now available on digital & on demand from Universal.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

when shawty goes nonverbal and you gotta bust these out

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

This would be an impeachable Emoluments Clause violation if we were still doing the whole Constitution thing.

[BLURAYANGEL 🦇 @blurayangel]

My friend group in July 2025:

[xandroid @xandroid9]

@andyweirauthor Has the way you gone about writing changed after The Martian and Project Hail Mary have been adapted? Do you imagine certain actors/actresses or consider how it might translate to a traditional screenplay?

[Jake Broe @RealJakeBroe]

I have never seen a US President that was so weak and so scared about taking military action that he needed his yes-man entourage to keep him company at the podium in the Cross Hall.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

When a terrible person commits good journalism

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned