Been a while since I first saw this video and I still think what happens fifteen seconds in is the scariest sound I’ve ever heard in my life. If I were a Roman auxiliary and this came echoing through the mists my consciousness would collapse
@Equ1ty_Engineer if you’re wrong too many times you can’t come back based on the rules. Set up my personal account based on your recommendations earlier. Will continue to run prop accounts until I build a solid safety net in the real account
🚨IMMEDIATE RELEASE🚨
I Am Being Threatened For Protecting Children...
If you would like to read both letters yourself, you can do so here:
https://t.co/2n8YmJ9uRu
these aren’t credible based on verifiable data—they’re hype designed to pump the squeeze narrative. Silver’s fundamentals are strong (demand-supply deficit, industrial boom), and there is real short covering happening, but not at levels that would bankrupt banks or require-
What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.
12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.
12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.
12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.
12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”
12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.
1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.
8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.
Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.
You’ve earned it.
Feeling thankful. 💩🙏
🚨 BREAKING: Over 100 TEACHERS in Texas will now have their teacher certification suspended and become ineligible to teach in Texas public schools after they endorsed Charlie Kirk's assassination or incited more violence, Governor Greg Abbott announces.
They're all FINDING OUT.
"The Texas Education Agency is investigating Texas teachers whose actions called for or incite violence following the Charlie Kirk assassination."
You have to make America dangerous enough so that you can promise safety, on the premise of being safe which everyone wants - they will scoop up as much power as they can. Taking away as many freedoms as possible. Ending the freedom in America indefinitely.
WOWZERS..Theo Von is discussing how IMPACTED VISCERALLY he was by the PUBLIC EXECUT*ON of Charlie Kirk was on him. And I think he just realized the DEEP STATE IS REAL.
"It feels like there are DARK POWERFUL PEOPLE in the world who know what's REALLY GOING ON and they're not telling us. I'm not sure if I'm the only one who senses this but it seems like they all know something big is happening. There's this constant feeling that something larger something more SINISTER IS LURKING in the SHADOWS almost mocking us. It's like the pinnacle of some EVILER force barely hidden laughing in the distance. Things used to FEEL SAFE but now they don't."
- THEO VON
9/10 opened up so many people’s eyes about the evil that we truly face.
They struck Charlie down but he became ever more powerful than they could have ever imagined.
Quite honestly the amount of people excited to see someone be murdered is quite shocking. I am extremely concerned about the direction of our country as I do not see a good solution to this mind virus half of the country seems to have.
One day we will all eventually die, and have to atone for our sins. In the face of evil, the best course of action is to continue to do the right thing. Do random acts of kindness, treat other with respect. #ripcharliekirk
Jesus is the way. Christ is king.
🚨NEW: Stephen A. Smith *EXCORIATES* "PEOPLE CELEBRATING" Charlie Kirk Assassination🚨
"I don't care what his political beliefs were! I don't care what he felt! I care about the fact that a man was gunned down in front of 2 of his children who are 5 years of age or less. That he's dead at the age of 31. That his wife is a widow. That his children are fatherless because his ideas and his beliefs differed from somebody else, apparently."
"And then I'm going online and I'm seeing people celebrating it! Shame! Shame on you!"
@DailyCaller
@Brandon_pats12 Guns are useless without an operator. In other words, a gun sitting in a box won’t kill someone unless it is used by someone = people kill people.
Theres a very bad mental crisis in our country unfortunately and it should be addressed immediately.
If you can't stand up and cheer for a kid with brain cancer being made an honorary member of the Secret Service, then you might be a deeply disturbed and fucked up person!!!
@elonmusk You’re missing the point. The funding these research organizations receive influences the type of research they conduct, aligning it with the interests of those providing the funds.
You need to read "The Real Anthony Fauci" by Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
- There is no surprise; this man was pardoned before Biden left office. Do not read the book if you are not in the right headspace. Some of the details in the book are extremely bothersome and may cause you to lose sleep at night.
#Fauci
ARREST FAUCI NOW. RIGHT NOW.
“Implanting aborted baby parts…into lab animals? Have you heard of that sort of research…?”
“90% of experiments used Human Fetal tissue and put them in animals that were funded by Fauci's NIAID…”