APOCALYPSE⛧

🥀APOCALYPSE

[APOCALYPSE⛧ @xansapocalypse]

The best manipulators won’t even argue with you

[APOCALYPSE⛧ @xansapocalypse]

🥀My girlfriend cockblocked me so hard this morning I couldn’t believe my eyes guy

[APOCALYPSE⛧ @xansapocalypse]

🥀Nobody can cockblock you like your girlfriend

[DIRECTOR PINK @directorpink_]

I had the wildest out-of-body experience this morning 😭

Woke up, rolled to the other side of my bed and somehow I could SEE my body lying there???

Omo I rolled back into my body by FORCE 😭😭 it is NOT my time abeg. I have a world to conquer!

I don’t think I’ve appreciated being alive as much as I did today. 😭

[‏ً @foluswago]

these ones go gt alt account dy call am news page. 😭
SS3 Sound News una.

[Bless Digital🪽 @itsblessdigital]

@chixx3nn @ChickenColeman He get his dumb bitches wholesale like Costco

[✝️ @chixx3nn]

Nigga got a premium account at the stupid bitch factory

[APOCALYPSE⛧ @xansapocalypse]

🥀Nobody can cockblock you like your girlfriend

[APOCALYPSE⛧ @xansapocalypse]

🥀I love all the women in my life, they make me who I am

[APOCALYPSE⛧ @xansapocalypse]

🥀Who is that in the first frame?

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

Wetin omolots come Dey chop these days

[Otunba Dékúnlé @dekunle_ib]

There’s this guy that reviews potluck on TikTok — the funniest lad, he hates small chops and loves anything with excess protein 😭

[💗 @betybutr]

those videos of a babe and her painter na my morning routine fr

[Wakkie @Big_Wakkie]

“You don’t look bad yourself”

[tomi💋 @tomiibabyyy]

once someone starts acting off I already start pitching to them it’s okay to leave.😭😭I no dey ever think of anything else

[AeroplaneTurkey⛥ @aeroplaneturkey]

how many calories can you get from sucking boobs?

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

The guy for corner dey shake head for Odumodu mumuness 😂

Baba no believe say 40 years old man wey dey form gangster for he song dey shout "BIG KALA" "Dagger am" "Butcher am" up and down na industry pussy.

Odumodu has always been an INDUSTRY SIMP for years. It didn't start today.

[✨✨Danielle✨✨ @dee_elleea]

Lowkey women have been using men for decades. You pay for sex, book a room, pay for her ride, buy her food and she gets sex from it too. Who’s using who?

[Abíólá A. Kóláwólé, Esq. @Sir_BiolaPr]

Please, are we going to one day in future laugh at the dragons in Game of Thrones and House of The Dragon?

[ABEFE🧢💭 @societyhatebolu]

If person dash una iPhone, how una take dey unlock am?

[motion. @hashtagtw0]

Cracking a fulani baddie is untop of my bucket list.

[Adedamola❤️❤️❤️ @ThatGirlDML_1]

The former iyaloja of my community(of blessed memory) once rejected a letter because we wrote JP instead of JP JP at the end of her name because she went to Jerusalem twice.😂

I’m not even capping.