Mike Penis

Patriots/CFP Analyst @pornhub. Formerly @ESPN and @FOXSports

[Mike Penis @xansbob_]

@LauraLoomer @PennStateMafia You are a retard

[Mike Penis @xansbob_]

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[viv @vivzhuu]

lil nyc side quest: invite 5 friends who don’t know each other, have them each bring a +1 i don’t know, and turn a mexican dinner into a 5-course ice cream tasting menu :)

i: watermelon lime agua fresca
ii: chips & guac
iii: elote
iv: birria taco
v: mexican hot chocolate

[EckhartsLadder @EckhartsLadder]

My beautiful 29 year old child had to pay taxes

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Nothing says caring about women’s sports and protecting them like being hellbent and offering 10 million dollars to try and embarrass them

[Dakiti @Dakiti_Live]

@Erling One moment changed everything...

[Mike Penis @xansbob_]

@mostlyFrmTyphus @esjesjesj Found the nazi

[Gino The Ghost @GinoTheGhost]

This is party politics summarized in a single tweet.

How humiliating.

[Mike Penis @xansbob_]

@SznPltts 28-3 the type of score to make a mf watch love island. Stfu

[Mike Penis @xansbob_]

@a_vague_blur @Muffin90009 @CyberPunkCortes @KILLTOPARTY The accidental self catfish. Charge it to the game

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[Patrick Howley @HowleyReporter]

Karoline Leavitt thinks Gen Z just needs to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and marry a 60-year old New Hampshire real estate developer/resort landlord who you meet during your failed congressional run.

Stop whining. Start Dining!

[Mike Penis @xansbob_]

If I was this retarded, I’d just kill myself

[Karoline Leavitt @karolineleavitt]

I am seeing a lot of bad faith actors take my comments from this interview out of context. So here’s the full interview, and let me expound.

This interview was about the rise of communism on the Left, and I was asked by Jesse Watters why so many young people are buying the false promise of “free stuff” being sold by communist politicians.

My answer: a combination of laziness, yes, and the liberal indoctrination that has been taking place in our education system for far too long. There are far-left educators pumping students’ heads with garbage, convincing them that hard work and sacrifice won’t pay off down the road because they want them totally reliant on the government instead.

I went on to say that’s why President Trump is a huge advocate for school choice, and why so many parents I know are turning to homeschooling. Good parenting matters more than anything, but a solid, civics-based education is also vitally important.

I care enough about our country to tell uncomfortable truths. And it’s an undeniable fact that a growing number of young people in our country are falling for the lies of socialism and communism, sold to them by anti-American politicians who’ve never built anything, offer no real solutions, and are intent on tearing down everything that makes this country great.

At the same time, it’s also true that many Gen Z Americans are hardworking, entrepreneurial, and deeply patriotic, and it’s vital we protect the American Dream for them. That’s why I am honored to work for President Trump and speak on behalf of an administration that is implementing the right policies to do this: lower taxes, less regulation, stopping Wall Street from purchasing single-family homes, Trump Accounts, and the deportation of illegal aliens who are taking our housing and jobs. There is more work to do, which is why President Trump and our entire administration won’t stop fighting to make life better and more affordable for young people.

As the President has correctly warned, “communism is the enemy of free people everywhere. It is the enemy of the Constitution. Above all, it is the enemy of July 4, 1776.”

So I will continue to call out the radical Democrats, socialists, and communists who are lying to our youth, and I know the President will continue to pursue an economic and domestic agenda that expands and strengthens the American Dream for generations to come.

[Mike Penis @xansbob_]

They’re saying it’s the gayest fucking tweet of all time

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

If Parks and Rec was still on, Leslie would have a giant crush on Mamdani and Ben would be all jealous about it. Then she'd meet Mandani at an event in one of the show's fun political cameos and the gag would be Mamdani had a huge crush on her, too.

[Mike Penis @xansbob_]

This mf is retarded

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

🔥🔥🔥 Whoever has ears let them hear

[Mike Penis @xansbob_]

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[Fox News @FoxNews]

Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.

[Mike Penis @xansbob_]

@nuel_irl @0x45o He’s not gonna fuck you buddy

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[WayneTronics @Tronicssystem]

Right wing propaganda is some of the coldest shit I’ve ever seen.

[RGF @rgfray1]

So I’m forced to watch PMT and Spittin Chiclets on Netflix so Barstool can pay Nate $250,000 a year…

[Mike Penis @xansbob_]

@kbnoswag Fresno