xantopus

everything here is satire

[xantopus @xantopus]

tiktok is revenge for the opium

[GenieOdin🇫🇷 @GenieOdin707]

This is what my friend sent in the insta work group instead of doing his part in the physics project

[[archer] @archer_uwu]

i sound insane whenever i quote this video

[xantopus @xantopus]

aye jojo america dropped

https://t.co/ocm1aXwcsa

[Armstrong Clarke @clarkkarmstrong]

Please don’t be gullible enough to believe this. Humanity never set foot on the Moon—we only sent modules. All of it was just a deception campaign fueled by the Cold War rivalry with the Soviets.

If mankind had actually landed on the Moon, we would have gone back again and again by now. But we haven’t. And when you ask why, they say, “It’s too expensive” or “There’s nothing there.”

Really? If the United States could actually do it—and had the means—do you really think they’d just leave all those Moon minerals untouched? Never. They’d exploit every last ounce.

The truth is, humanity hasn’t truly gone into space. The farthest we’ve managed is the International Space Station, which is still within Earth’s atmospheric layers and orbit. And we don’t even need to go into the hardships astronauts face just trying to survive there.

We still haven’t developed the technology to pass through the Van Allen radiation belts. Anything beyond the ISS is basically a death sentence. That’s why we only send modules for exploration—because that’s all we can do.

[xantopus @xantopus]

yo we need #girlpope

[prezoh @prezoh]

i can't stand spirited away's artstyle it just looks so much like AI to me

[spence @spencers_tweets]

I don’t care who the president is. Latinas must be allowed to enter this country.

[xantopus @xantopus]

i’m y

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I swear this movie has come out every six months for the last four years

[iFunny @iFunny]

Kai Cenat reportedly SKEPTICAL of String Theory.

"It's just not conclusive enough. A theoretical framework of such large magnitude is impossible to test empirically."

[Mapsfish JC @MapsfishJ83587]

@sledge81NEWS Why are illegals devouring our pets?

[xantopus @xantopus]

i’m in a sweet ass van who wants to join the orgy

[xantopus @xantopus]

white cheddar garlic sauce is highkey slim thick

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

you always tweak the most before you lock in the hardest

[AB @AB84]

She finally throated it #WeBack

[xantopus @xantopus]

“i’m more committed to the bit than i am to you”

- elijah to his girlfriend

[xantopus @xantopus]

Fentanyl gave me Vitruvian Man flexibility Got me in a state of rigor mortis

[xantopus @xantopus]

paul blart mall - cop 2
is honestly one of the worst - movies - to get sexually assaulted - to -

[xantopus @xantopus]

The abortion debate boils down to whether or not quahog goes red or blue