Amy

writer, oil painter, sass mouth

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

Boy George’s new song

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

I’m trying to get some apple help, but the people trying to answer my question are all stupider than me. They can not read and comprehend sentences. I try not to be rude, but it’s hard sometimes #thecrossibear #not2brude #readingcomprehension

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

I’m at the dr. The saxophone music playing here is criminal. I think it’s supposed to be smooth jazz, but its temp is too fast and it is trying too hard. #muzak #waitingroom #crime

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

I think Labubus and monsters are having a moment, because women have come to view their natural personalities as unacceptable to society, and this is their way of embracing something "ugly" as lovable. I'm here for it. #Labubu #monster #feminism

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

Anyone who thinks it's possible to go backwards on women's rights, I want you to think about the most unhinged women u've ever heard about/met & imagine millions of them summoning their darkest chaos at once. Thank again #FAFO #WomensRightsAreHumanRights #womensrights

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

Just listened to Bedtime Stoy by Madonna for the first time since the 90s. “Let’s get unconscious, honey” lol i forgot Bjork wrote it. Would love a bjork version. #hindsight #bjork #the90s #90smusic #nostalgia

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

Yesterday at the #uark #Starbucks their internet was down, so they couldn't accept payments at ALL, except for "dining dollars" Not even cash. Things have gotten really #stupid "dining dollars" r a meal plan. There are so many reasons not to go #cashless & this is just 1 of them.

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

I love Halloween. My 1st date w/my 1st boyfriend was on Halloween, and later he told me we would get married on Halloween. This was appropriate, because if I had married him, my life would be a nightmare. #blockedhim #halloween #trickortreat

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

@darthdunk shit!

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

The agricultural annex building is gross. It has cockroaches and it smells like tooth decay. The first day of classes i had just assumed they were farming fish in here. No its just a nasty building #gross #cockroaches #cleanit

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

I want to thank @elonmusk for making #antisemitism uncool again. The last few years it has not only been tolerated, but defended and protected from consequence. Anyone outraged by Musk would do well to reach out to their jewish friends and try to be a better ally.

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

It’s 5 degrees outside. On the bus today everyones face hurt. I can tell bc their eyes bugging out from the pain we all share. #wintersucks #belowfreezing #college

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

My floors are being redone this week and im camping in the garage. I need a coffee so bad. Can’t go inside to make one bc there’s ground up grout billowing through my kitchen. Too tired to drive, not coherent enough to go get a coffee. #coffeeemergency #homerenovation #lethargy

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

I had just finished typing out a long email to my Greek professor about a mistake in the gradebook. It was long with excellent persuasive points, when I realized the semester is over and i have a A. So I guess im just stress dreaming while awake now. Idk #grades #college #finals

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

Today on the elevator I discovered the button for the 4th floor lights up blue, unlike the red lights behind all the other buttons. Either they ran out of red bulbs or I found a clue. #elevatormystery #clue

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

I was halfway through reading an #instagram post when my feed refreshed and I’ve been furiously scrolling for ten minutes trying to get back. I can’t even remember what it was but im so irritated. #techfart #angrywoman #adhd

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

Okay okay so im researching this &apparently my yellow paint that looks yellow to me is actually absorbing blue light &reflecting red and green light. So every yellow object in your house is either blue or red and green, depending on how you want to categorize color. #mindf

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

Currently having an existential crisis about color mixing w/pigments vs light and reality will be broken until i can comprehend why. Like when i took quantitative reasoning and learned about the 3 door gameshow problem #mentyb #wtf #physics #psychology #perception

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

#applemaps app keeps zooming me out to a view of the whole Earth. Sure, I’m trying to figure out how to get to an adjacent building but goahead and send me to Tanzania. Why not? #mercuryretrograde #directionallychallenged #apple

[Amy @XArcaneAmy]

I’m having an ocular migraine again. It doesn’t hurt but my vision is obscured by rainbows, stripes and strobing. I tried to draw it bc it honestlylooks pretty cool but ya know can’t see.