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[KyleDunkerley.Com @xarcrius]

Can we get this in the Elite version please and thank you you @XBOX

[JEN⛧ @Jenbox360]

The Xbox Series X25 standalone controller has its store page up now. Watch this space!

https://t.co/bcSAayJIy6

[XBOX @XBOX]

Remember the past.
Play the future. 🎮

Introducing the XBOX Controller X25 Special Edition in translucent OG Green: https://t.co/SZK1lUBqvw | #XBOXShowcase

[KyleDunkerley.Com @xarcrius]

@LewzTheryn @XBOX Gears is the reason I have an Xbox... After the terrible Gears 5, I really thought we were done...

[KyleDunkerley.Com @xarcrius]

Wow @XBOX, two whole exclusives from the studios you own!
Please don’t over do yourself!

At least one of them is Gears Of War: E-Day, which is a day one buy in the Dunkerley household anyways.

[Jessica-Star ✨ @SleepisforT]

New translucent OG Green Xbox & Controller has me like... #X25 #XboxShowcase

[KyleDunkerley.Com @xarcrius]

DAY ONE!

[Farzam @farzam_plays]

First look at the Xbox Series X25 #Xbox

[KyleDunkerley.Com @xarcrius]

@geis_shane @XBOX Just about every single player game from Xbox Game Studios could (and should) be console exclusive...

Look at how much FH6 has driven console sales and thats with a confirmed PS port on the way.

[KyleDunkerley.Com @xarcrius]

@LewzTheryn @XBOX Tomorrow night - 8PM NZST!
Hope you get to tune in live! 😀

Its going to be a big show, isn't that right @leehoward ?

[ASHA @asha_shar]

As we return to XBOX, we return to Gears as an XBOX CONSOLE EXCLUSIVE!

[XBOX @XBOX]

2001 meets 2026

Introducing the XBOX Series X25 Limited Edition console and Special Edition controller: https://t.co/w9XoIM2LJ0 | #XBOXShowcase

[hiroyuki @hiroyuki_life]

夕暮れ色に染まる

[AC @saveusculture]

My final solution to the software industry: lock developers in cages with an unlimited supply of pizza and coffee, and give them each one of these equipped with 4GB of RAM, a spinning HDD, and a 10mbps internet connection.

Leave them there until software is good.

[KyleDunkerley.Com @xarcrius]

Every country on earth could do this tomorrow. All it will take is a few (not so hard) hard decisions from their leadership.

Remember - decline is a choice. But so is greatness.

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

The best hospital in Central America.

With every medical specialty, the most advanced technology in the world, and top-quality care.

Public. Dignified. Free. For everyone.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

God of War game with no Kratos = Pepperoni Passion with no pepperoni

[KyleDunkerley.Com @xarcrius]

Why is Project Helix going with AMD again?

[Microsoft Surface @surface]

Introducing - Surface RTX Spark Dev Box.

All the power developers need, right out of the box.

Sign up to learn more: https://t.co/DF0DvEvhOz

Surface RTX Spark Dev Box. Built for more.

[KyleDunkerley.Com @xarcrius]

I was with it till that F…

That’s a crime against nature, that is

[Tom Warren @tomwarren]

this Microsoft font 🤔

[KyleDunkerley.Com @xarcrius]

Amazing hardware!

Too bad it’s running Windows…

[Pavan Davuluri @pavandavuluri]

Proud to introduce you to @Surface Laptop Ultra, the most powerful Surface Laptop ever built. https://t.co/mc8lVl3rUC

[KyleDunkerley.Com @xarcrius]

We really could make things look beautiful, but choose not to…

[Tall Roman Statue @TallRomanStatue]

It is the year 2044, and MAGA just mandated that all of American's nuclear plants become gothicized. As a result, the Harambe School of Nuclear Engineering and Gothic Architecture is founded in Louisville, KY.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I ordered one pancake in America. The waitress wrote it down and said, "one short stack."

Short. I am a small and humble man. A short stack sounded perfect for me. I waited with a calm heart.

She returned carrying three pancakes, each the size of my face, stacked into a tower, with a block of butter on top sliding down the sides like slow lava.

This was the short one. I did not dare ask what the tall one looked like. Some knowledge a man is not ready for.

I ate for forty minutes. I was not full. I was afraid. The tower did not shrink. I am fairly sure it was growing back faster than I could eat it.

I had to surrender. I left half. In Japan, leaving food is a deep shame. So I leaned in close and apologized to the pancakes directly, in a low voice, one by one.

The waitress asked if I wanted a box. I did not know food could be taken into custody. I declined. I did not want it following me home.
In America, is the short stack truly the small one?
I need time to prepare my spirit before I ever face the tall one.

[KyleDunkerley.Com @xarcrius]

Actual accountability from XBOX leadership!

Well, I’ll be dammed.

[ASHA @asha_shar]

@klobrille Seeing the feedback on logos. It was a miss, and I own it. We are talking about how we adjust for future XBOX shows.