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if mr rogers and kurt cobain had a mixed race baby

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MAT👏THEW👏SE👏VEN👏

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@WesleyLHuff Hi Wes, weird question, is there any early evidence of a culture “inventing God”? i tried imagining the dawn of humanity from an evolution lens, but i can’t fathom anyone believing a Creator myth if humans evolved at the same time + everything was “always there”

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@michaelrosenbum i literally have the hardest time watching later seasons of smallville specifically bc you are cool. lex becoming evil is gut wrenching

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@IGN guys omg he’s perfect just listen

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@tarikrdavis I know it was scary but thank you so much for helping those women. we go absurd lengths to avoid being harrassed in the first place so when these things happen, having people like you put yourself at risk to desescalate the situation means everything 🥹 #HeroMoment

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@NintendoAmerica i would like to speak to the manager about a suggestion box for the #NintendoMusic app thanks

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@lindSAYhanNAH3 God forbid this happens again but if you get harrassed, follow them to the gate and let the airport crew know this is a volatile person who could pose a risk mid-flight. they’ll blacklist them so fast itll give them whiplash. airports are the LAST place anyone should make a scene

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@MTA both the ticket machines for SBS buses are broken on the corner of Astoria Blvd North & Steinway Street

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.@nbcsnl the fact that you haven’t invited Zach Woods to host yet is an unbelievable oversight #SNL

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@PicturesFoIder Bruce Willis speaking at my graduation

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@GameOverJesse um ganon would obvs be Steve Buscemi and the princess is rainn wilson in a wig

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i used the song i wrote about you to impress somebody else

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@JordThomo @GifZelda OMG the crawlers !! i pray i never encounter one of those in the depths that would be horrifying

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@Jeremyakee @GifZelda has nobody else seen them running on all fours at top speed yet like i have ? if that happens in the depths with them covered in malice i mean guaranteed nightmare

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i need @JamesGunn to curate playlists on the regular bc the OSTs for all 3 GOTGs were delicious 🤩

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@historyinmemes this has ruined Good King Wenceslaus for me forever 🙃

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@lilkorok late to the party, you probably feel better by now, but a tip for the future that i heard from a psychologist is to eat something sour because it’ll shock your body in a way that grounds you. keep some sour patch in your purse for emergencies !

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after the 50th person mistakes you for a teenager you are automatically inducted into the Keanu Reeves Vampire Club

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just finished watching Sabrina The Teenage Witch for the millionth time tell me why i ALWAYS cry when @MelissaJoanHart drives off with @NateRichert at the end 😭😭❤️ #OTP #wheresmyreboot #chillingadventuresdidNOTcount

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not me running through Hyrule on high alert bc i feel like the devs are trying to trick me into a false sense of security before a guardian bursts out of the ground and drags me to the upside down screaming bloody murder while the trees cackle in the distance #TearsOfTheKingdom

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@Nintevil @Zelda_Deals word i half expect to find Addison in the upside down using redeads to prop up the sign