Ashley Petersen

my special talents include recalling song lyrics for bands most people have never heard of & never really knowing what’s going on in my life.

[Ashley Petersen @xashyyy]

worst customer service I’ve ever received from @amazon - was told by an associate to dispose of an item and I would receive a refund, they never issued the refund and when I followed up I’m told no refund without the item I already disposed of and then agent jut leaves?!

[Darth Dog Mom 🖤 BuccaNole 🏈 @DarthandDogs]

I don’t want to make spreadsheets and send emails. I want to make bread and take naps in a hammock.

[Ashley Petersen @xashyyy]

@DarthandDogs Where is this from 😍

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

No shade to anyone but not having a bf obsessed w football to the point it ruins his demeanor if his team loses during football szn is so, so .. SO peaceful. Praying for you ladies who don’t have the same luck.

[Ashley Petersen @xashyyy]

@brendan_mccabe Can’t make any promises he won’t cover you in something 😂

[Ashley Petersen @xashyyy]

@brendan_mccabe No lol! I’m due July 22nd.

[Ashley Petersen @xashyyy]

@brendan_mccabe proud of you 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[Ashley Petersen @xashyyy]

just finish rewatching #OneTreeHill and omg - why was this the most dramatic thing I’ve ever seen on tv and how did I not remember 🤯

[𝙿𝙸𝚇𝙰𝚁 𝙼𝙾𝙼 ↠ 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝙴 𝙾𝙵 @chasiddylynne]

no girl, you're good it's just your traumatizing backstory that you told like a stand up comedy routine that surprised me a bit

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Why is it so hard to get rid of clothes that I don't even wear

[TWLOHA @TWLOHA]

“By choosing to live, I am choosing to try and be at peace with the messy and flawed parts of myself.” https://t.co/pAUXlyV7Jr

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

i know an iced coffee and a trip to tjmaxx won't solve my problems but i still want to try

[Lucklessholly @lucklessholly]

Don’t say you like Halloween then cry when I ghost you, get in the spirit

[Jon @jonbon757]

“Rachel, there is someone that has demanded to talk to you”

I was fully ready to see this man peeling around the corner

#TheBachelorette #bachelorette

[trash jones @jzux]

addicted to performance enhancing drugs (diet coke)

[Ashley Petersen @xashyyy]

@brendan_mccabe Schedule a meeting with me about it 💀💀 yes that’s what I meant fml

[Ashley Petersen @xashyyy]

I will die on the horse that every single teams meeting could be an email. You cannot change my mind.

[Ashley Petersen @xashyyy]

feels nice to be back in Kingslanding! #HouseoftheDragon