Secret Third Thing

they/she

a poor imitation of a functioning human being
MSU 23'

[Secret Third Thing @xavier_tuck]

Both. Get more protien in your diet before you start talking shit lil nigga 💅

[SNEAKO @sneako]

Would you rather see your kids at a 🌈 parade or in the gym?

[Secret Third Thing @xavier_tuck]

Genuinely they would've had to shoot me too

[Chris Ray Gun @ChrisRGun]

I think if a cop kills your dog you should be legally allowed to cut the officers arms off and beat them to death with them

[Secret Third Thing @xavier_tuck]

@ergoergoergoerg @Palomino_MMA For sure a factor, but as soon as Illia lost that armbar he visibly deflated. Just laid on top of Gaethje for the rest of the round and came out round 3 with clearly nothing in the tank. After winning the back half of rd 2 handedly that just seems odd to me

[Secret Third Thing @xavier_tuck]

Gonna start locking in on guitar frfr. Once i get these E minor bar chords down it's over for you bitches

[Secret Third Thing @xavier_tuck]

#ufcwhitehouse
That is not a Gaethje win, that's an Illia loss. Embarrassing.

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

Jalen Brunson, espousing Gramsci’s “pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will”, brings a championship to socialist New York City

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Girlfriends don’t get that shqdowboxing them is an extreme sign of respect in boyfriend society

[Secret Third Thing @xavier_tuck]

@SamuraMasumi CHRIST. I cant even imagine being in that situation while also having to keep the patient safe. Braver than the troops fr

[Secret Third Thing @xavier_tuck]

@Geezaws2 @Howlingmutant0 If you ask him, i bet he'd say he'd rather the knicks win the championship than win an oscar for himself. He really bout ts

[Secret Third Thing @xavier_tuck]

@SamuraMasumi Ben dont even attempt restrainsts anymore he just look at his patients like this

[Secret Third Thing @xavier_tuck]

@POTUS Victor Wembanyama is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

[Secret Third Thing @xavier_tuck]

@Geezaws2 @SamuraMasumi That shit was NUTS, i still cant believe you were able to identify the exact chip through the filter of a shitty ps5 mic

[Teehee @obama__runtz]

I don't have the black autism that gets you into Kingdom Hearts unfortunately

[Secret Third Thing @xavier_tuck]

@SamuraMasumi That is so reasonable. They are soooooo expensive, but it's worth it imo.

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

Godzilla just called every game that tried to avoid the November release date some bitches 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[Secret Third Thing @xavier_tuck]

BAAANG

[Secret Third Thing @xavier_tuck]

I hate movie niggas. Why are you trying to get Odessy tickets within a minutes of them dropping? You're impeding my ability to get tickets within minutes of them dropping!

[Secret Third Thing @xavier_tuck]

I hate movie niggas. Why are you trying to get Odessy tickets within a minutes of them dropping? You're impeding my ability to get tickets within minutes of them dropping!

[MARVEL Tōkon News @TokonFighters]

They won’t meaty you again. Mash on wake up, coward.