burrito stan account

Official account of 'burritos'.

I'm a dude so you can use the dude pronouns

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

had to change my name

[Sharif S @bboyshogi]

Give $600 to a poor person & it's gone in a week.

Give $600 to a rich person & it's multiplied 10X in a few years or less.

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

@tmbg13 Mad Max wacky races was p dope too

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

@Rev0ntheus @CrimsonOptic @Kotaku Yea geez, they're just following orders.

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

@Skrrt__Vonnegut When will there be a microsoft boat simulator

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

@TallSmol nice

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

Guy you meet on twitter number 28: moderately popular guy who leaves the platform after he can't leverage his gimmick account into getting people to buy his sci fi book.

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

I speak mexican so when you say stuff like 'soyface' you're actually saying 'i am face' and it's not an own

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

Girth or dare where you have to decide between performing an outrageous stunt or publically measuring your penis

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

@truther_dare Yes but now I'm eating a burrito

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

*pours a shot for me n you but then drinks both to show how done I am*

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

@huskyjayhawk @bariweiss @DeseretNews Just the other day a Communist militia kicked in my door and held me at gun point demanding I tell them how many genders there are.

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

Applying unguents and salves to my body

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

Miss when the internet was just a guy describing the sandwiches he will eat

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

People be like, damn, I really do be like that

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

@twobugsGaming The two genders are Curious George and Is Cancelled

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

Putting two soda boxes on my arms and terrorizing my children with the "disobedience gundam"

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

Lego Ideas has officially rejected my "Assassination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand" set

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

Gimmick account idea, steam review ascii art

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

@ambient_soup Even as far as excessive gimmick burgs go it's pretty boring. Drop a patty and portion out the fries and rings on the side and it's pretty much just a normal meal

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

Took the dogs for a walk and came back to my PC running the repair tool. Please wish her well, I don't know what I'd do without her.

[burrito stan account @xaxifrax]

@inFinit36525299 @IGN Yea and if someone else puts in their work and knowledge to build a similar system from scratch they can't even use their own system now because it would infringe on the patent. WB now owns the idea of 'evolving enemies' which is pretty damn broad.