Bdon

Dancing. In my next life maybe ill have calves. Baruc powered pennyboards. Fuck D&D

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

Her: oh yeah baby I hope you last a long time in bed

Me in bed:

[perc @cookupperc]

bro WTF is jalen brunson doing up there 😂😂

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Jalen Brunson

[iza @izamamaa]

I pray u experience this at least once in your life.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA when Trump fixes a problem he created in the first place:

[Interplanetary Dogecoin Advisor @johncarter6016]

@Samsonthegoat25

[bevin @Kevchesterr]

LMFAAOOOOOOOOOOO

[AJ|Psykos2027🩵 @AJ_psykos2]

HHOOOLLLLDDDDDD

[Lolo D. Amazon @BigYellaBtch]

This is frying me

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: CBS refused to air this Colbert interview with Democrat James Talarico, who is running for Senate in Texas, after being intimidated by Trump’s FCC rules.

Trump is worried that democrats are about to flip Texas.

SHARE EVERYWHERE!!

[autist @litteralyme0]

Waking up trying to figure out who roofied my 22 double vodka Red Bulls, 13 tequila shots, and 8 Jägerbombs

[autist @litteralyme0]

Succesfully wasted the first 10% of 2026

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

George Orwell, 1984

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[Election Wizard @ElectionWiz]

Venezuelan man:

“Those who say that the U.S. is only interested in our oil, I ask you:

What do you think the RUSSIANS and the CHINESE wanted here?

The recipe for arepas?"

😂😂😂

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

[MEDIA BLOG @mediaablogg]

This is so accurate 🤣🤣🤣