beth

Holden Caufield thinks you're a phony.

[beth @xbethburgerx]

we've been through lots of weird phases together. rip lil dudes

[beth @xbethburgerx]

I think sally is lowkey scared that I'm gay for her but let me assure you, I'm very straight for her

[beth @xbethburgerx]

i would also like to point out that in freshman year of high school i was made fun of for only posting about bands i likes and therefore created a new acc and i’d like to thank not only god but jesus for that bc it made me cooler

[beth @xbethburgerx]

i forgot i had a twitter connected to local twitter how my high school friends doin

[beth @xbethburgerx]

i forgot i had a twitter connected to local twitter how my high school friends doin

[beth @xbethburgerx]

@cecilymonson1 this is beautiful

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

knocking on my roommate and his girlfriends door at 2am to ask if i can sleep with them because i threw up

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Love is the real & only breaking news

[Arianté🍒🐆 @aristew_]

he saw a ghost ghost 😂🏃🏾‍♂️💨

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

a “text of shame” is the one you send to the 89 people you’ve gushed about a guy to after he inevitably fucks you over

[Ayesha A. Siddiqi @AyeshaASiddiqi]

Bob’s Burgers is already the excellent family comedy about a working class white family that people keep trying to praise Roseanne for being

[THE HOODWITCH @thehoodwitch]

This mercury RX and Aries season got us like ....

[beth @xbethburgerx]

@JTFloyds oh yeah no DEFINITELY it’s just bc of the tide pod jokes

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

How to get a Libra in 2018: Entertain their misery, get comfortable using the word “void,” prepare to be criticized about your wardrobe & everything you do, buy 200 more books for your shelves then buy 100 more

[Ellie Hall @ellievhall]

This GIF of Judge Aquilina throwing away the letter Larry Nassar wrote the court about how hard it is for him to listen to victim testimonies PRETTY MUCH SAYS IT ALL.

[Eatmypaint @eatmypaint]

I was doing a comic but it made me laugh way more to think about it in @dorrismccomics format, so thats what I gone and did. Sorry Alex