xblonde

Me: married, mommy, grandma, lunchlady (sanity is questionable) a true blonde even tho I should have stock in Clairol (have switched to RED!),generally weird.

[xblonde @xblonde]

Happy 5th birthday to my grandson, Asher!

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Dear planes- PLEASE QUIT CRASHING! Sincerely, a nervous Xblonde.

[xblonde @xblonde]

Minivan spill count- 2 in 2 days. Coffee in the front seat. liquids 2, xblonde 0.

[xblonde @xblonde]

I know what terror is: looking in the backseat of your minivan and seeing a 100 oz tidal wave of Mt. Dew covering everything.

[xblonde @xblonde]

Hey... hey... hey... I have a tumblr. Why aren't you following it? Go here - http://t.co/ekvsWwYXCF - and be amazed. Or not.

[Ghost Hunters @ghosthunters]

#GhostHunters is on tonight 9/8c on Syfy! Don't miss #TAPS investigate activity in Little Rock, AR. 'RT' for your chance to win #prizes

[xblonde @xblonde]

It's kinda spooky when you're reading obits and "Don't Fear the Reaper" comes on th radio.

[xblonde @xblonde]

Got a spot right in front of the stage- waiting for Pepper!

[xblonde @xblonde]

Only a few hours away from seeing @pepperlive ! SO EXCITED!!!

[xblonde @xblonde]

Go home, Winter. You are drunk. Winter Storm Watch for Cheyenne, WY (82001) - http://t.co/taR4ppV6pd via @weatherchannel

[xblonde @xblonde]

Are you totally bored? Wanna read completely worthless blogs? I'm @ http://t.co/RF7yQYfXTV. Look me up @ xblondegonewild.

[Loudwire @Loudwire]

Retweet + follow @loudwire + @ultclassicrock to win a @NikkiSixx 'Schecter Sixx' bass! Details: http://t.co/t8SxSzBMme

[xblonde @xblonde]

Win an iPad loaded with the new #VeggieTales apps from @Fingerprintplay and the new The Little House That Stood DVD! http://t.co/iBY61GcxO9

[xblonde @xblonde]

She scares me!"@Nomz: Honey Boo Boo confuses me. I'm confused."

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In Xblondelandia, you will only get a trophy if you win.

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In Xblondelandia, no one will speak in the mornings until they've had 4 cups of coffee.

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In Xblondelandia, there will be no extra chatge for extra condiments.

[xblonde @xblonde]

Other requirements to live in Xblondelandia- counting back correct change. Knowing how to merge into traffic.

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I'm going to make my own country. One of the requirements of residency will be that you have to know how to use your turn signal.

[xblonde @xblonde]

I really love how windy it is here in Wyoming!- said no one EVER.