Dmitriy Volk

Enterprise Java and Scala developer.

[Jean-Michel Lemieux @jmwind]

The first thing I ask of a new company that I’m advising/board:

« Let me setup the dev environment for your company’s product and ship a simple change to prod »

Investing in your developers is the strongest signal for a long term minded company and a team that I can work with.

[Dmitriy Volk @xbo]

#inktober #inktober2020 #inktober2020day1

My younger daughter (11 y.o.)

[Dmitriy Volk @xbo]

@jdegoes @adamfraser Awesome talk! Thanks!

[Woody Zuill @WoodyZuill]

Coercing people into commitments then blaming them for not meeting those commitments is abuse. period. ~@estherderby

[Dmitriy Volk @xbo]

What do you mean, "random" player? The same player, every time.

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

Monopoly would be faster, more fun, and more illustrative of capitalism if one random player started with $60,000 and all of the properties

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

"You haven't mastered a tool until you understand when it should not be used." - @kelseyhightower

[About Programming @abt_programming]

53 Cards https://t.co/F9GkFOy108

[ruby 🐊 @roobeekeane]

“as per my previous email”
- weirdly formal
- passive aggressive
- might not get a reply

“if you’d used your fuckin eyes, Geoff”
- shows a passion for biology
- informal, first name terms
- even better if their name isn’t Geoff

[Chris Richardson @crichardson]

Next week's meetup in Oakland: The GraalVM Universal Runtime https://t.co/XgSn9allff

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

when you think your dog is barking at nothing, he's actually barking at your lack of test coverage

[Dmitriy Volk @xbo]

@ChiefScientist It's pita bats

[Dmitriy Volk @xbo]

@hartsock A lot of original Spring devs did.

[Dmitriy Volk @xbo]

@ChiefScientist

[Dmitriy Volk @xbo]

Meetups come in all shapes and sizes. #ellipsisFTW

[Dmitriy Volk @xbo]

@ChiefScientist Chief flatMate
First flatMate

etc

[Dmitriy Volk @xbo]

@ChiefScientist apt-get is sooo 2016. apt is what the cool kids use.

[Architect Clippy @architectclippy]

I see you have a poorly structured monolith. Would you like me to convert it into a poorly structured set of microservices?