Professor Xboyfriend

cerebro for the ladies

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

Calling in my council of boys when I need help deciphering a text

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

If you can’t read your woman’s mind, might as well give up now dawg

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

White girls love #avocado so be her avocado. Be mushy and cute until she stabs a knife into your heart

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

Send her pictures of your breakfast so she knows your potential and worth

*note* wallet size added bonus

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

Sike 🤣😝😝

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

Waking up and realizing...she was right all along

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

🙋🏽‍♂️

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

If she wears a choker ask what she like for breakfast big dahg.

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

K mart was a good store but sometimes you gotta say hello to the new world. #daysoffuturepast

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

If she thinks @jimmykimmel cute she a freak.

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

If her room messy the first time you go over she a freak.

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

If she poops at your place on the second date she a freak.

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

Sneeze in her mouth during sex. If she gets sick she's the one.

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

I'm back like I never left. Seriously though. I never left. I'm outside.

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

Just me and you baby

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

When she introduces you to her family

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

When I heard you liked puppies...

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

You gave me a hug like it wasn't awkward to run into me. Glad we're both moving on. Your hair smelled nice. Wanna get married?

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

xXx is a good movie.

[Professor Xboyfriend @xboyfriendphd]

First date tip