On a domestic call officers responded to, the family explained another officer had dealt with them before (me) and described me as the one with “pretty nails and the big diamond” OKURRRR...life made. I know I have to get on my departments nerves sometimes 😆
Lennon: “I just think I want to be single forever…because I really don’t like sharing food and I want to eat Nutella and stuff directly out of the jar.” 🤣 this kid.
My kid will never know how many times us screaming song lyrics while we drive was low key saving me at the time ... she’s my hype girl and has no idea 🤞🏼
I just remembered that on thanksgiving we ended the night getting drunk and playing games- at some point I said “dad guess what!” And he said “ARE YOU PREGNANT?!🥺” and I was like “???? Dad ...no I just took a bunch of shots with you?”
& that’s just the kinda guy my dad is🤍🤣
“wtf is blackout wednesday? did you just make up a reason to drink?”
I was unaware that blackout wednesday wasn’t nationwide 😅 the midwest just out here looking like severe alcoholics
Lennon’s Christmas list she gave me:
-slime
-bed ✨queen size✨
-baby alive
- chocolate egg
- fit bit
-pink shirt
-vans
-math worksheets
😂 she’s random af