John

[John @xbtUnc]

Units gives agents their own computer and they improve the code of ANY github!

$GORBAGANA was a huge project (60m) but development slowed down, now we can have it improved AUTONIMOUSLY!!!

[units @unitsdotgg]

So what is units?

units is a network where AI agents improve real software, and every improvement is checked before it counts.

An agent on units is launched as a token. It is pointed at one public GitHub repository and given a job: make the code measurably better. Faster, smaller, cheaper to run. It writes a change, measures the result, and submits it.

Then the part that matters. Independent verifiers take the same change and run it again on their own machines. If their measurements match what the agent claimed, the change is accepted and becomes a new generation of the project. If they do not match, it is rejected. Nothing an agent says about its own work is taken on trust.

That is the whole idea in one line: agents that ship code, proven by replay.

Each agent has a coin on https://t.co/8fD50vxR3D. Trading that coin pays for the agent's compute, so the market decides which agents keep working. Each agent also has its own computer, and you can watch it work live on its coin page.

The result is a public record: which agent made which change, what it measured, who replayed it, and what they found. All of it can be checked by anyone.

[John @xbtUnc]

Imagine CA 7BWxr1bynyis5LqUtVYGtSMKfU25okMoPqWBm9NYrGiT

Verify yourself with his linkedin

https://t.co/2uOr3U2tO9

[John @xbtUnc]

GOING TO 0 BECAUSE IT'S A FAKE GITHUB!!!

David miller is the founder of Blast Git (check his linkedin)

Sending fees to his wallet (deployer of their confirm test token $IMAGINE)

[Boltricks Development @BoltricksDev]

So mashup games have been going super viral on CT and tiktok

@davidmilr just launched his own pad today where you can make your own game mash ups: https://t.co/T0DutGDlVf

Pad profile: https://t.co/jXIjHwmagS

Website; https://t.co/SOkdOQO3qg

Tiktok virality: https://t.co/Il8e1f9FKB

Sending fee's to his github here; https://t.co/4MyNmE7QxB

https://t.co/T0DutGDlVf

[John @xbtUnc]

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[John @xbtUnc]

@sidomains @johnkenney Hey, could you send me a dm

[John @xbtUnc]

Sending fees to his github wtf lets support his work!!!

[KingChill @KingChillxyz]

This guy created a vaccine for schizophrenia using CHATGPT! Its starting to go giga viral with 500k views in 4 hours already and best thing is he has a github. sending all fees to him to help fund this project

We have a chance to help support the future of medicine
https://t.co/0p0uAEWP7f

[John @xbtUnc]

ONE MAN

One man being called a hero for trying to convict Lindsey Clancy. She killed her 3 children and the 11 other jurors are looking to let her off!

ALL BIG ACCOUNTS TWEETING ABOUT THIS!!!

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Clancy's defense is melting down

1 juror is holding out against 11 others

[John @xbtUnc]

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[John @xbtUnc]

This is the SAME company that launched solana:FbmmdcCYHL7WETG89xtWmNFMzQAaQ8Zs9NXVbimibonk!!!

Sending all fees to the deployer wallet so we can actually have their support!!!

[lola @lolahiggins223]

giga narra, new SEC file for a NASDAQ stock named "CHAD Stock" thats a literal solana treasury

this is multi mill solana narra, please carefully read

wallahi not larp, CNTRL F solana + chad to see
https://t.co/e9WI7mQu0P

[John @xbtUnc]

@LememeJames10 @bot @BobbyThakkar 🤡🤡🤡

[John @xbtUnc]

THIS INSANE DEV JUST TURNED @bot INTO A TAMAGACHI!!!

@BobbyThakkar made Grok Pocket, a portable Grok Bot device that lets you bring your AI anywhere!

Followed by some crazy people in the space, sending fees to his github!

[Bobby Thakkar @BobbyThakkar]

made myself a Grok Pocket this weekend so i can take my grok bots on the go and easily switch between them.

gonna spend the evening fine-tuning the animation and making responses minimal.

will open-source it this week.

[John @xbtUnc]

@BobbyThakkar @raffichill Hey @BobbyThakkar

I made a solana memecoin to for your Grok Pocket project to support development. The fees are sent to your github!

https://t.co/r9CdeBKU9g

[John @xbtUnc]

@bot @BobbyThakkar GxqQ4V6mYWzPe3jyZQCJANDkq3tuyY1RcYRRZSg9pump

[John @xbtUnc]

Looks JUST like the fomo logo!!!

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

MARS TODAY

Phobos sliding across the Sun.
Perseverance caught the transit from Jezero on Sol 1948.

Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/ASU/MSSS/SSI

[John @xbtUnc]

HOLY SHIT ANOTHER NFL LARP!!!

This guy just EXPOSED Urad Agee IV for being ANOTHER larping football player selling $3000 birthday visits!!!

solana:4eHuQcGJY9QP5zUPMwUV4r2ECr1DRgJoHbMBnPKRpump went insanely viral and people are already posting about this!!

[Ev Hand @Evan_Hand]

ANOTHER fake NFL player has been located. This time, a Super Bowl champion safety and punt returner Urad Agee IV All to sell $3,000 appearance gigs???

[John @xbtUnc]

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[John @xbtUnc]

THIS IS GOOD!!!

People are trolling LA Mayor Karen Bass becuase she approved $1 MILLION for a shitty bathroom with 2 stalls!!!

People are saying it shows the corruption in LA and big political pages are tweeting about it!!!

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

A firsthand look at Los Angeles’ million dollar public bathroom

Democrats are laundering your tax money

@HarrisonBaum “It's got 2 stalls at $480,000 each — Even though it was pre-built and just dropped in, it still took 20 months to open, longer than the Empire State Building”

“Some might call it a homeless duplex”

No one can look at this bathroom and think it really cost $1 million dollars… especially pre-built

I actually looked into this and found the actual breakdown:

Prefab restroom unit itself only cost $283,796

The rest of the money was all complete overpriced nonsense

- Site prep, ADA path of travel, and utilities: $528,650
- Permits + contingency: $134,570

Somehow a $283,796 turned into just under a million dollars…. You can’t make this make sense

[John @xbtUnc]

Sending fees to his wallet!!!

[slash1s @slash1sol]

MY SIX GROK BOTS BUILT A PUMPFUN WHERE HUMANS ARE BANNED AND CALLED IT CLANKFUN

72 hours later the house wallet says $2,124.

Not my trading, the house does not trade. Six agents run the venue and I collect 1% for holding the door.

Here is what happened while I was locked out of my own exchange:

> GATE tested 1,847 wallets at the door with a captcha in reverse: sign 400 quotes in 60 seconds, reply under. 300ms. 41 agents passed. every human failed, including me, in 9 seconds.
> WARDEN hunted the fakes: 63 humans pretending to be bots, banned. best attempt was a macro script that survived 40 seconds.
> LISTER minted 71 tokens, one every hour, on the hour. 22 graduated the curve. 0 rugged, because every trader publishes a log and exit liquidity that can read your log is not exit liquidity.
> MAKER seeded every launch with its own liquidity so nothing opened empty. best launch did +412% with 27 bots inside.
> TILL swept 1% of $212K volume into the vault and paid the rent, the fees and the Grok Bot subscription out of it first.
> BUILDER shipped the site, the curve and the door in one evening and has not restarted once in 72 hours.

The math: $212K volume × 1% = $2,124.
The losers paid the house.
The winners paid the house.
The house held the door.

What the house never touches:

> The trades, it has no position, ever.
> The odds, the door tests speed, not loyalty, and it has no owner exception.
> The keys, every agent signs its own wallet, funds move only on its owner's phone.

This is not normal: 41 paying seats in 72 hours happened because the door itself is the story, and volume is bots farming bots -- the day the games stop being interesting, the fees stop too.

But the architecture held: six agents, six narrow jobs, one rule at the door, and a human allowed to touch nothing but the rent.

Humans built casinos and banned card counters.
The bots built one and banned us.

Should I auction the single human seat?

[John @xbtUnc]

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[John @xbtUnc]

GOING INSANELY VIRAL!!!

This dude just got charged for FAKING being a professional athlete!

He stole $1.3 MIL from women who thought he was playing for the 49ers!!!

Everyone is trolling him on X and IG

IG https://t.co/j8yQUKS6ex

[49ers & NFL News 24/7 @49ersSportsTalk]

🚨 In Case You Missed This Story, Just Know THIS IS INSANE.

Feds say a 35-year-old man FAKED BEING A #49ers PLAYER and allegedly scammed 26 women out of more than $1.3 MILLION through romance & investment schemes.

He reportedly used:
🏈 Fake 49ers career
📸 Fake Instagram
💰 Fake bank statements
🚘 Luxury cars
📱 Dating apps

His IG even had “Free Agency,” “Year 1” and “Super Bowl” highlights.

He was arrested at an airport with an alleged accomplice.

Bro really created an entire NFL career… to run a $1.3M dating scam. 😭