ambie

still trying to find the perfect cereal-to-milk ratio

[ambie @xburrx]

Trying to chase the same high as that Pokémon Go summer

[@DCHomos @DCHomos]

Hey @wmata should find a way to let digital wallet users to change their cards too! @wmataGM

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Time to lock in” - me at 4pm when my shift started at 9am.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[crawf @crawf34]

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’ve never come back from a weekend feeling relaxed and reinvigorated to get back into work.

I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Everyone thinks I’m an adult, but inside I’m like this.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[S ⚾️ @yankee_babee]

How it feels to not be in New York City right now

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

lmk

[stevie @adultmomband]

I love how they have their little straight boy hag

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

Nobody is complaining loudly enough that Wikipedia is sometimes no longer even on the first page of google results. Like what the hell are we doing

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Your boss at work will be like, “I know these are stressful times,” while actively being the stress in the times.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[𝐍.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

Happy Pride to those who cannot celebrate openly or safely. Know that you are seen, and you belong. 🏳️‍🌈

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

How having to pull over on the sidewalk and re-tie your shoe feels

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

The millennial urge to wipe your entire online presence and return to a landline, Walkman, and digital camera life.

[marina @sleep4dinnerr]

I feel like lana in 2022 when nobody liked her

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

[mama(to-be) strawberry 🍼🍓 @honeybunwife]

feels like everyone’s ignoring the hilarious two punch of “his name is George….Tropicana” “What a nice name! Is he Cuban?” combined with the visual gag of the amount of sugar Carol Brady is putting in her coffee