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my mom thinks I'm funny

[¢at @xccbx]

How do I remember the temp that pizza rolls go in at but I don't remember what classes I'm taking

[¢at @xccbx]

I started putting question marks at the end of my passwords bc homie I'm guessing

[Maria @mariaschiavo22]

me: turns on tv
me: woah my tv got an update

cat: that’s my tv

[Maria @mariaschiavo22]

why actually go outside for a walk when you can walk down the virtual sidewalks of google earth in the comfort of your home

[¢at @xccbx]

The sun makes me tired

[¢at @xccbx]

My phone only charges to 99% and I feel that heavy

[¢at @xccbx]

me: *minding my own business*

my brain:
NOW THIS IS A STORY, ALL ABOUT HOW, MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

[¢at @xccbx]

Just call me bling crosby

[¢at @xccbx]

I'm naming my first kid Wolfgang. Girl or boy.

[¢at @xccbx]

Can anyone else hear this picture

[¢at @xccbx]

The only good response to chain mail

[¢at @xccbx]

I wonder what the color mauve tastes like

[¢at @xccbx]

This week's insult:
Well guess what, you peaked in middle school.

[¢at @xccbx]

Just changed all my social media names to Carole Baskin

[¢at @xccbx]

When my mom thinks food tastes good her new line is "I think there's some secret crack in here or something"

[¢at @xccbx]

I really need someone to make a trap remix of Scooby Doo

[¢at @xccbx]

Warning: I will be attempting to bring back the insult "pencil necks"

[¢at @xccbx]

Shakira, Shakira

[College Sports on SiriusXM @SXMCollege]

Mascot Bracket Midwest Region Sweet 16

#9 @TechAthletics vs #5 @TheSunDevils

@TTURaiderRed #WreckEm @SparkySunDevil #ForksUp