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🙀

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

instagram needs to stop sending useless notifications, like idgaf about who shared an instant😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night"

me in the afternoon and at night:

[imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨ @ksdotlewis]

We don’t hate him cause he’s a republican. We hate him cause he’s a pedo, raping, bigoted ass idiot.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

nausea is so unserious.

either throw up… or stop making me feel like i might throw up for the next three hours. pick a struggle.

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

passive suicidal ideation is like no i won't attempt but if i got hit by a car and died that'd be nice

[ً @artfuIchaos]

no offense but if someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for being excited about it you are the worse type of person

[Hello kitty @HelloKittyy753]

Vamos Mexico

[DAP/ADOS TRIBE🇺🇸 @Black_Action]

250 years of murdering Black American boys. 🇺🇸

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"I need to socialize more"

Me in a social gathering when I see someone coming towards me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?"

me :

[𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔢ᛪ༙ @f_jxr_]

how it feels going back to work after your lunch break

[✧ @cessonmute]

To young to vote at 18.
Too young to drink at 21.
Too young to sign a lease at 25.
But somehow fully capable of consenting to childbirth at 12?
The law doesn't protect children. it protects patriarchy.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me: