Cheech Marin

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[Cheech Marin @xcheech999]

@WeedPorns Niggas in New York just be doin anything

[Cheech Marin @xcheech999]

@AkademiksTV I’d whip my dick out to take a leak and as she opens the door I’m pressing sexual harassment charges

[Cheech Marin @xcheech999]

@Rothmus (Green) Casino and keep betting on green with roulette 1/32 payout

[Cheech Marin @xcheech999]

@Footballfights Dude he needed to stay down after the second time he got knocked out, he definitely already got CTE at the point and he was just worsening it😅

[Jaylene🐰 @playmatejaylene]

The first trillionaire in human history

- Elon Musk
- Born in South Africa
- Bullied relentlessly as a kid
- Immigrated to North America
- Arrived with a backpack and a dream
- Built Zip2 with his brother
- Sold it 4 years later for $300 million
- Co-founded PayPal with the profits
- Revolutionised digital payments
- Sold PayPal to eBay for $1.5 billion
- Bet everything on Tesla and SpaceX
- Got mocked for electric cars
- Got laughed at for reusable rockets
- Nearly went bankrupt in 2008
- Kept building anyway
- Turned Tesla into the world’s most valuable automaker
- Made EVs mainstream and transformed the automotive industry
- Made reusable rockets a reality
- Reduced the cost of reaching space by 95%
- Sparked the modern commercial space race
- Built Starlink and connected millions around the world to high-speed internet
- Turned SpaceX into the most valuable private company in history
- Bought Twitter for $44 billion
- The world said he overpaid
- He was called reckless, stupid & crazy
- Advertisers fled, media declared it dead
- Critics called it the worst acquisition in tech history
- Renamed it 𝕏
- Rebuilt the platform anyway
- Turned it into one of the most influential platforms on Earth
- Launched xAI and accelerated the global AI race
- Sent astronauts to space
- Is trying to get humans to mars
- Created millions of jobs
- Generated hundreds of billions in value
- Inspired an entire generation of builders

Before:
- Failed repeatedly
- Worked insane hours
- Slept in factories and offices
- Got bullied, laughed at and mocked
- Constantly told “it’s impossible”
- Kept building anyway
- Made it possible

Today:
- Richest person on Earth
- First trillionaire in human history
- Largest IPO in history $1.77 trillion

Most people quit when the world laughs at them.

Elon Musk built the future instead.

Love him or hate him…

Nobody has changed more industries in a single lifetime.

Payments. Cars. Energy. Space. Social Media. Communications. AI.

History won’t remember the people who said it couldn’t be done.

It will remember the people who did it anyway.

Congratulations Elon.
The first trillionaire. 🚀

[Cheech Marin @xcheech999]

@__SatoAoi When you say you’ve got a Latina girlfriend people tell you “Good luck, they’re feisty” when you say you have an Asian girlfriend the respond is typically “oh how nice and lovely, she must make you very happy” and I think that speaks for itself😅

[Cheech Marin @xcheech999]

@otokyo Bombed the shit out of the Middle East with significantly less complaints

[Cheech Marin @xcheech999]

@TaraBull I’m boutta buy medline stock while their stock prices are low, it’s a medical company, they’ll make it back and more, probably the most secure investment you could imagine

[Cheech Marin @xcheech999]

@hanaamurakami American football should just be American Rugby instead, at least then it seems like a closer bastardized version. But soccer instead of football? Someone was smoking crack

[Cheech Marin @xcheech999]

@ESchillup @kelly_ques How did it taste?

[Cheech Marin @xcheech999]

@kelly_ques Possibly Dave’s Hot Chicken sandwich the Reaper burger, I didn’t think it’d be that hot and I can usually do spice really well, bro I was in tears, I didn’t know my body could react like that to spice…

[Cheech Marin @xcheech999]

@TiffanyFong Yes

[Cheech Marin @xcheech999]

@Sparzito_ Because a lot gets banned, removed, or demonized, it’s mostly just discouraging more than anything, I wanna get a little more money going to make cannabis content but ik I’m probably never gonna make money off that, it’s just for the love of the game

[Cheech Marin @xcheech999]

@stonersvilla I think there are people in the trees

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Cheech Marin @xcheech999]

@tanpukunokami US government intervention kind of overpaying dairy farmers to produce more dairy products such as milk and cheese went a little far. Now there are under ground bunkers full of cheese in the US and milk comes in gallon jugs rather than cartons. Because of government intervention

[Cheech Marin @xcheech999]

@ThrillaRilla369 Respect, I learned more

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Currently fighting the most brutal food poisoning I’ve had since the 2020 IHOP incident. I ate at a steakhouse in the same casino Offset got shot at. Big mistake. Feel like I got shot too.

[Cheech Marin @xcheech999]

@SoveyX They have mash potatoes there too

[Cheech Marin @xcheech999]

@Intl_Highlife Nahhh I’m too curious I’d have to😂