When a scientist retires, they should publish all of their unsuccessful grant applications. It is shocking how many good ideas are never funded and therefore dropped.
Academics will organise a workshop hosted in the global north, attended by the global north, and citing the global north, and call it "connecting with the global south"
Most people are shocked when I tell them I’ve already finished my thesis, published 10 papers in high-quality journals, and have a tenure-track job lined up. But anything is possible when you lie.