naomi 🏳️‍⚧️

tranic pixie dream dyke \ My Cousin Vinny’s strongest soldier \ found footage’s most ardent hater \ filmmaker, editor, motion designer im happy to help

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

a 1930s femme fatale hiring a PI to investigate the death of her husband (who definitely murdered her husband)

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

epic rap battles of history robin williams (good will hunting) VS david cronenberg (nightbreed)

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

digger spoilers:

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

love xfiles but any given episode my immediate reaction to the closing narration is “whatever bro”

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

lying for fun about a zoomed in photo of my overhead light with a tiny spider dangling off of it

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

picture of edge of Saturn + one of its moons shot on iPhone

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

if anyone wants more hate letter to cinema / last movie type movies i got plenty of those kinda scripts waiting to be made on my laptop

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Great 2020s character names:

Digger Rockwell
Lydia Tár
Bob Ferguson aka Pat Calhoun aka Ghetto Pat aka Rocketman
Sergio St. Carlos
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw
Bella Baxter
Milton Rockwell
Jean Jacket

And an honorable mention to 2019’s Benoit Blanc

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

what the hell is up with the cliff booth trailer. why is the bag pixelated

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

now imagine the same thing with birdman + its subtitle. makes you think

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

BARDO (false chronicle of a handful of truths) got us into this mess and now BARDO (false chronicle of a handful of truths) is gonna BARD (false chronicle of a handful of truths) us out

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

BARDO (false chronicle of a handful of truths) got us into this mess and now BARDO (false chronicle of a handful of truths) is gonna BARD (false chronicle of a handful of truths) us out

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

jerma clearly so badly wants to do improv but no one in these gta servers is even remotely up to snuff to riff with him

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

they neeeeeed to add digger to fortnite

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

just bit into a chip and salt flew up directly into my eye somehow

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

manifesting my local amc getting ken russell’s the devils please god

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

bottom surgery recovery has been great because i have nothing to do but play bass 3+ hours a day every day for the past two months

[IBUPROFEN DEALER @kendotorg]

Matthew Broderick to the ghost in the corner of his living room at 11 pm PST

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

everyone needs to stop what theyre doing and watch The Day of The Beast (1995) right now

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

going to see moonlight in theaters for the first time since like high school wish me luck

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

shows ive seen with an episode that features two principal characters larping domestic life in the suburbs for a spell includes always sunny and xfiles

[naomi 🏳️‍⚧️ @xcnaomi]

@SYMBIOTEGRRRL kirkula