Елена Саульская

[Фёдор Федюкевич @Yyjy97V1p]

No matter how long or how diligently you shop for a machine, once

[Геннадий Елухин @asyp0808883]

In any organization, there are only two people to contact if you want

[Ипат Федорук @uuciir72]

magician.

[Richard O'Connell @MORichie]

suspicions to the contrary.

[Лариса Портянниковa @APortyannikova]

Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not

[Рада Козменко @rkozmenko2]

Enthusiasm wanes, but dullness lasts forever.

[Галина Алемпиевa @hexag071096]

Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss put in an honest

[Акилина Елинa @AElina130475]

I'm not dead, I'm metabolically challenged.

[Андрей Слесаренко @s1esare09667569]

Shrink not from blasphemy - t'will pass for wit.

[Святослав Лавронов @labu53]

upon.

[Олег Акустьев @v0906_zhukow]

A perfect woman is one that is inflated to 40psi.

[Ricky Huynh @Frutistaa]

Policemen with private motives are dangerous.

[Лия Харинa @liya_kharina]

"Nobody listens unless you swear every other word." -- Kirk

[Галина Соседовa @a_sosedova]

Why do they always start off the evening news with "Good evening" when

[초산 노정규 @rjg2000]

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

[Олег Телятьев @dam1r1806923]

Do artificial plants need artificial water?

[Анатолий Иноземцев @tolikin15062684]

A good listener not only is popular everywhere but also, after a

[Николай Анокин @str0necrew931]

...Smashing a pewfectwy goooood guitaw! Elmer Hyatt

[Богдан Твердышев @bogdant06800393]

Law remains long after justice flees.

[Никита Авдулов @NikAvdulov]

"Joween": Dowwy Fudd