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[Agent Dale Cooper @omzs890]

I love saying wrong bitch

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

I want wemby’s ankles turned into taco bell meat by tonight

[🦄 @fujogiannis]

Why nobody talking ab how cute anunoby is

[Zion @zionszzn]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping fr

[tasha @natashaunlocked]

no one is less suicidal than a guy who just told you he’ll kill himself if you leave him

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

my kidney watching me open another soda

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

the beef jerky from dollar tree is people

[YANNIE @yaninastystar]

this summer gon be so fun i can feel it in my pussy

[mick @tstywtr]

i have to get skinnier before i can go to the gym does that make sense

[ravn @mfnravn]

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i be at work ugly as fck and idgaf

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

[julie🍠 (-26/35) @julk0rk]

Don’t care how much I want to lose weight you’ll never catch me doing a fucking burpee

[angel :) @ministryofluvvv]

lower your tone baby you know I’m retarded

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Stopping for gas on the way home from work feels like getting shot at

[ely @ellye_u]

Good dick got you watching Guardians of the Galaxy

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[๑ `. 🗯 ʟɪᴢ 〢 @makiizeniin_]

"You gained weight" and what if i kill myself infront of you

[✧æther✧ @ether_ly]

pissing me the fuck off all by yourself handsome?

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

You ever see yourself from the side and wonder how anyone could ever love you