Connie Lingus

[Connie Lingus @xcrunner42]

@FedEx my package was stole because you delivered it in an unsafe area and won’t respond to my claims on customer service. I would like a refund.

[Flexington Ave Local @Dr_TacoMD]

people who wear evan kinori taking their lunch break

[Connie Lingus @xcrunner42]

Went to a record store today and they put Caroline Polachek, Creed, Steely Dan, and Linkin Park on the “curators picks” shelf. Nature is healing.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

2024 ins and outs:

Ins:
- crack cocaine
- longer parlays

Outs:
- AA meetings
- the wife and kids

[paige @BonerWizard]

Now let’s decorate for Christmas

[Graeme Barrett @AudioOpera]

Divorced Dads booster packs

[Connie Lingus @xcrunner42]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

[Connie Lingus @xcrunner42]

@MR_ogan Always been

[Connie Lingus @xcrunner42]

The grimace shake video is just the tik tok version of the earl video

[Connie Lingus @xcrunner42]

Swans are LCD sound system for people who love scaring the hoes

[Lucky🐍 @evrythingstays]

Fellas?

[Connie Lingus @xcrunner42]

Drunk in your live feed wearing a fedora arguing about metal bands and specs on watches

[Connie Lingus @xcrunner42]

Lil uzi vert on a bring me the horizon song is sending me

[Connie Lingus @xcrunner42]

Her: “no I won’t have sex with you”
Me: “I’m the eldest boy!!!!”

[Street Night Live @StreetNightLive]

buying another pair of pants i probably don’t need

[Connie Lingus @xcrunner42]

They’re putting a Chanel in Williamsburg 💀

[Connie Lingus @xcrunner42]

Moving next to a metal bar