Crystal

Naturally funny because my life's a joke

[Crystal @xcrystalng]

@abelvillvnueva Hey did you sell the ticket yet?

[Crystal @xcrystalng]

@abelvillvnueva I would be. Do you have proof of the ticket? It won’t let me dm you

[Crystal @xcrystalng]

@abelvillvnueva Hi! Are these sold already?? Would be interested in them!

[Crystal @xcrystalng]

@tinashesputa Hi! I can’t DM you but would love the tickets if they’re still available! Thank you!!

[Crystal @xcrystalng]

@dreamsalexaa What you need boo

[Crystal @xcrystalng]

@christianbegor 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Crystal @xcrystalng]

@AimeexPerez And me telling you to stretch your legs

[Crystal @xcrystalng]

@JustBrandee36 Put a whole list of places you want to go to and we’ll go when you come back 😂

[Crystal @xcrystalng]

@JustBrandee36 Yes👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Crystal @xcrystalng]

@XoAurynUniverse @TheNovoDTLA @RylandJames1 @alessiacara Hi! Are you still looking for a ticket?

[Crystal @xcrystalng]

@1994luvr Hi! Do you still have a ticket available?

[Crystal @xcrystalng]

@adaaval Hi! I can’t dm you but I’m interested in the tickets!

[Crystal @xcrystalng]

Please explain why a guy I dated for a year and a half still wears a bracelet I gave him out with his new girlfriend?

[cedric @cedricjoshuaa]

“ he can’t fist me but he can choke me til I’m blue so I don’t have to go to work”

[Crystal @xcrystalng]

@dreamsalexaa Gtfo Alexa

[Crystal @xcrystalng]

Nothing makes me feel older than seeing my age change on Bumble and having to increase the minimum age range I’m looking for. Happy birthday to me 🥳

[Crystal @xcrystalng]

I’d just like for everyone to know that my cousin married a tinder guy today so don’t go deleting your apps yet, there’s still hope

[Crystal @xcrystalng]

I wish you the best
But the best was me
So sucks to be you

[malaysian frustration @valeriejng_]

Halloween is almost here and I still have no idea what I'm going to be for the rest of my life

[Crystal @xcrystalng]

I got all this love gathering dust in my house