Onion

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[Onion @xd0nion]

@olajiire101 Even the cleaner itself is whiter

[Onion @xd0nion]

@ripponista The nurse of death

[Onion @xd0nion]

Rebound sex so bad it made me miss my ex even more

[vodka et vernis blanc @01footjoblover]

si ma bite penche a gauche c purement par conviction politique

[Onion @xd0nion]

It's 100 degrees in my apartment and my ac unit keeps tripping the breaker

[The Palestinian @InsiderWorld_1]

Say "Free Palestine"

[CannabisFlower @BadCovid19]

So the Democrats rigged 2020 but just said nah for 2024????

Do you people have any working brain cells😭

[Onion @xd0nion]

@AidanSimardone They'd be saying "Germany has a right to defend itself"

[Abier @abierkhatib]

They’re removing the footage, but it’s already been archived.
Demons

[osama @0ba0sama]

Wall-E came out in 2008 and y’all still littering

[Onion @xd0nion]

@horsepower “What kind of asshole drives a Lotus?”

[Onion @xd0nion]

@SZade15 Surprised they haven’t destroyed them yet, they must not be olive trees

[Onion @xd0nion]

@slime_machine Literally just a mini salad, coleslaw is great

[Onion @xd0nion]

@throwpickz “Fork found in kitchen”

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

We’re told there’s no money for universal healthcare or to end hunger in this country. But somehow $200 billion more for war will likely move through Congress without question. 

Not another penny for another endless war.

[‧˚꒰ autumn 🌼 ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ @autumn_doodlez]

“corn” “grape” “pdf file” “unalived” we’re on twitter

[Onion @xd0nion]

@Ohnimus210 And piccolo still solos

[Onion @xd0nion]

@LordGhost____

[Onion @xd0nion]

@___frye Trail mix?