danielle slaughter

graphic + stationery designer | wife | doggy momma | amateur foodie | nail art addict | dreamer

[danielle slaughter @XdanielleX]

Pre-parenthood: I love the relaxing sounds of a thunderstorm
Post-parenthood: I swear to god if this storm wakes up my kids… #parenthood

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@Skcrub @rectangular Love that

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@eslaught12

[danielle slaughter @XdanielleX]

Just to let all the food trucks know…we are working in office again downtown @CitygardenSTL We neeeeed you back!! 😩🥺🙏 @farmtrukstl @GoGyroGo @whereschacha @BluesFiredPizza @trucknorrisstl @2girls4wheels @HotAztec

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@eslaught12 @MensHumor Can’t wait to see what our child picks Hard choices here 🤣

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Exactly what I have been saying!! 🤣

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

They should bundle all the streaming services together and call it cable.

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@eslaught12 🤔🤔🤔

[danielle slaughter @XdanielleX]

My favorite kind of work out tbh

[Starbucks @Starbucks]

Manifesting a gym buddy whose favorite workout is a coffee run. ☕

[danielle slaughter @XdanielleX]

OMG

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Oooooh!!!! 🤭

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Touche... touche

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This *had to be* made before the first episode aired. Had to! Love it nevertheless

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@eslaught12 🤔

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Be right back, my wife is in the kitchen and I need to go stand in front of the cabinet she’s about to open.

[E.J. Slaughter @eslaught12]

@XdanielleX “why do I love this so much?!?!”

[danielle slaughter @XdanielleX]

@eslaught12 I mean, that was exactly your reaction 🤣

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@eslaught12

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@eslaught12 In other news, I learned how to spell Grogu 🤣

[dean the basset @dean_the_basset]

feeling stressed? gaze upon my puppy belly!

[danielle slaughter @XdanielleX]

@eslaught12 @humorandanimals Omg 🤣