E.J. Slaughter

ease is a greater threat to progress than hardship

[E.J. Slaughter @eslaught12]

Well I guess I gotta learn how to ride a bike, get a custom trailer, and teach Zora to not lose her mind while wearing goggles, a helmet and sitting in sweat ass custom trailer

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

The Big Ten will quietly acknowledge the screwup and then sweep it under the rug and then power conference refs will just keep doing versions of the same thing going forward forever. Source: I watch college football.

[John Hough @JohnHough__]

I mean what are we doing here???
Ball is in the air with no time left!

[ᗩᑎT ᗯᖇIGᕼT @itsAntWright]

Here’s the ball..

Is this like when in track the clock is slightly different than what we’re seeing on TV?

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

You just had pancakes for breakfast. Your best friend is coming over to watch college football. There’s no school on Monday. Your parents don’t care how late you stay up. A perfect Labor Day weekend. You’re 41. It’s 2026.

[Viking Rob @VikingRobVWO]

Keith Richards and Willie Nelson outliving Dolly Parton and Richard Simmons has me seriously questioning everything I was told in D.A.R.E. in 3td grade.

[E.J. Slaughter @eslaught12]

Retire….

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

WNBA commissioner Cathy Engelbert has decided to retire at the end of the season, sources tell ESPN.

[E.J. Slaughter @eslaught12]

@JWerner247 Feagan whiiiiiiiif on 2nd down 😬

[E.J. Slaughter @eslaught12]

@BobZuppke Not confidence inducing to say the least

[E.J. Slaughter @eslaught12]

@JWerner247 @mrwagner25 our boy Barnett is a grown ass man…

[Gyorgi @TweetGyorgi]

Well, we had new American fans for about 12 hours and they experienced all of Everton in less than a day.

[Joe Thomas @joe_thomas18]

Everton finish the summer with just 18 senior, outfield players.

If just one of those is injured or suspended then the only way the club can fill a matchday squad with senior players is by naming two keepers on the bench.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

USMNT fans watching Everton games with me now that Balogun is on the team

[NorCalToffee @NorCalToffee]

@ all USMNT supporters

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

My wife hearing the first beer open knowing Saturdays are gone for the next 5 months

[Megan, Queen Bee 🐝 @IAmMeganAmbers]

Someone once said this is Roman and Cody in a parallel universe and I can't unsee it.

[E.J. Slaughter @eslaught12]

@NoLayingUp Been waiting patiently all week for it. Hat tip it took this long…