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a city girl navigating the sea side… we’re all mad here xo

[dan💋 @xdanxdoox]

@CapitalBrighton Please stop playing the exact same song at 7am every single morning… Beginning to think Calm Down is my alarm tune instead of Capital 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[dan💋 @xdanxdoox]

I think I’m slowly going insane, no joke my brain convinced me this week that nobody wants to be my pal. Hormones are wild 😂

[dan💋 @xdanxdoox]

Chris Stapleton’s national anthem had me on the first key 10/10

[dan💋 @xdanxdoox]

Ngl I’m a tad disappointed and I almost feel a bit ashamed to say that about Queen Rih

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“Fancy a pint?”

“Can’t mate. I’ve had the heating on this week.”

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Don’t invite me out this month, I’m tryna save money but imma say yes if you do.

[dan💋 @xdanxdoox]

January has absolutely already been 150 days long

[dan💋 @xdanxdoox]

Absolutely ready to look like Mrs Clause tomorrow FOR THE LAST WORKING DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS ❄️

[dan💋 @xdanxdoox]

@CapitalOfficial playing Year 3000 at 9am on a Friday should be a weekly event. I said what I said

[dan💋 @xdanxdoox]

This adulting business is not for the weak

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

They should've just retired movie week when Jay McGuinness pulled this out of the bag #Strictly

[Andrex Herrer @andrexherrer]

That first sip of coffee

[Uzair Jabbar @Uzair_Jabbar_]

My toxic Trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in a asylum

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

me when i tell him idc where we go to eat and we pull up to a place i don't like:

[dan💋 @xdanxdoox]

@bobcoughlan @ASOSMarketplace @ASOS @ASOS that’s exactly what they wrote to me - the boldest statement of the year 😂 - side note they never got back to me via email !!

[dan💋 @xdanxdoox]

@ASOSMarketplace @ASOS
Me: orders on Wednesday with premier next day
Asos: …….
Me: hi hello where is my order?
Asos: 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

The worst company I have ever ever come across

[e2 cyrene @dannifersbody]

This is one of the cleanest vocal performances I’ve seen

[CEO @CEOofSunsets]

me: whenever I see a sunset