xavi de Guzman

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[xavi de Guzman @xdeguz]

Well... it was fun while it lasted. @elonmusk said im not me anymore...

[Historical Africa @historical_Afr]

Viola Fletcher, the last living witness of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has passed away at 111. Her legacy of strength and survival will never be forgotten. 🕊️🙏🏾

[xavi de Guzman @xdeguz]

The internet is wild. "Colonizer is a derogatory term." - a white person. Lmaooo

[xavi de Guzman @xdeguz]

I just want to apologize to the black community for my past sins... I used to think #Juneteenth was on June 10th... just pronounced with a twang like how @TPAIN said Wisconsin.

[xavi de Guzman @xdeguz]

@chefsevenn The original grindr

[xavi de Guzman @xdeguz]

@Gosleepriya The skin.... around my dick. Lmao

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As President, I would read 10 letters a day sent to me by ordinary Americans. At the Obama Presidential Center, we’ll have some of the letters I read — and responded to — every night. I still get emotional reading them, and it’s one of my favorite exhibits.

[xavi de Guzman @xdeguz]

Curious how CCR #CreedenceClearwaterRevival feels after a war when their residual cheque for Fortunate Son comes thru...

[xavi de Guzman @xdeguz]

I dunno why these clowns are happy to win but not break the records lmao. So yall took all those steroids to not be faster than someone whos natty?? YOU LOSER lmaoo #enhancedgames

[xavi de Guzman @xdeguz]

Also being in america... the amount of filipinos who claim being american and not filipino? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[xavi de Guzman @xdeguz]

Call me LapuLapu but im tired of white people speaking tagalog in videos and getting thousands of likes while filipinos have pages teaching tagalog and are only getting hundreds. AND THEN to have filipinos praise them in the comments 🤮 🤮 🤮.

[xavi de Guzman @xdeguz]

Butchers Posh Spice pep talk... that was magic lmao. I wanna start all my mornings with that pep talk. #TheBoys

[xavi de Guzman @xdeguz]

I never wanna hear a grown man say "smack that as until I leave a print"... #Drake #Iceman

[xavi de Guzman @xdeguz]

Drake has a line asking about #TazsAngels. Why he wondering about miamis human trafficking from a decade ago lmao

[xavi de Guzman @xdeguz]

#Wasians doing a meet up is actually a brilliant way to showcase "pick-me children" are a side effect of the #OxfordStudy. Sincerely, if you want to go to a wasian meet up, seek therapy first.

[xavi de Guzman @xdeguz]

Hey... serious note.. #happymothersday to the women who have tried to have kids but for whatever reason are unable to. You nuture the people you meet in a special way. Love you! (This message isnt for those "i cant find the right man" gold diggers.)

[xavi de Guzman @xdeguz]

I was literally richer than I thought... well played Scotiabank

[xavi de Guzman @xdeguz]

At the bank.
Me: can I deposit this money?
Teller: *puts it in the counter* so you gave me $1100?
Me: oh...
Teller: no?
Me: thought it was $1000...
Teller: lets say it was 11...
Me: i meannnn if thats what the machine said...
Teller: i meannnnn
Me: 🙃
Teller: 🤓

[xavi de Guzman @xdeguz]

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[FABA Studios @FABA_Studios]

I just learned #ProjectHailMary was originally 3hr45mins... say I if you'd like a directors cut ASAP. i!

[xavi de Guzman @xdeguz]

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[xavi de Guzman @xdeguz]

The next IP #Marvel needs to explore ASAP is Marvel vs Capcom .... #ThankMeLater