i genuinely don’t understand why people feel the need to have their front bumper 2 inches from my back bumper at stop lights. you being up my butt at the light is not going to make it turn green any faster
every now and then i’m reminded that Tommy from smosh follows me on insta and views my stories on the rare occasion i post one. idk how or why he follows me but i love it.
ps tommy if you see this, please don’t unfollow me. it’s one of the coolest things that’s happened. 🫶🏻
i wanna befriend my oomfs so badly but i genuinely cannot start conversations for the life of me so i just like a bunch of oomfs tweets instead and hope they catch the memo