Almost died today.
A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.
Luckily, I was about to queue Warden in Deadlock.
He suddenly started watching and fell asleep.
Thank god. 🙏📷
BREAKING 🚨
Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell has been "Shattered across time and space," staffers report.
Pollsters predict "...this next election will be very, very interesting." (Reuters)