Xena

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

happy international women's day to all the drunk women i've met in bathrooms who unconditionally loved and supported me

[Xena @xean_bean]

@_madisonike Cancel your credit card lol

[Xena @xean_bean]

Why does EVERY guy’s Hinge profile have a picture of them at a wedding… literally every single one

[Xena @xean_bean]

@murrdr The bravery

[Xena @xean_bean]

Sorry but whipped cream cheese is not better

[the same wound flav??? @SayLahVeee]

I cannot imagine having children. There were three days last week i was too lazy to feed myself and i was just cool with it. I’d be in jail.

[Xena @xean_bean]

Idk what guy needs to hear this but going to the gym can’t be your only personality trait

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

i miss being like 12 over the summer & you’d just sleep over at your friends house multiple days in a row with absolutely no belongings no skincare routine no responsibilities just vibes

[Xena @xean_bean]

I once stopped talking to a guy because he referred to my boobs as “your girls”

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

girls will be like “it’s fine” n start writing the declaration of independence in their notes app

[Xena @xean_bean]

Why is picking up a prescription the most annoying thing ever

[Xena @xean_bean]

@Ena_Walker The way I would jump across the table

[Xena @xean_bean]

@_madisonike AND SHANE IS THE NEW BARNETT

[Xena @xean_bean]

Sometimes I just miss the days of denim mini skirts and uggs

[clintoris @clintoris]

In my Cassie era (getting all dressed up for a man that doesn’t care if I live or die)

[Xena @xean_bean]

Need to find a man so I can let myself go

[Xena @xean_bean]

@_madisonike THIS HAPPENED TO ME LAST MONTH. And a couple months before that it was literally my boobs that set it off. I think they’re up to something